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 Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:57 am Post subject: Re: [Revealed] Secret to getting girls to sleep with you... |
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| Kavvman wrote: | | EpicAge wrote: | tleast touch your penis. <- rest of title.
Step 1 : Unplug PC.
Step 2: Go outside and ask little girls to touch your penis
Step 3: Repeat as needed. |
I do each |
Me too
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Aniblaze
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| EpicAge wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Phox wrote: | | Holy fuck, I remember using your adventure quest trainer, but then you disappeared. Where were you all this time? |
Pretending to get laid. |
My girlfriend has given birth to 1 of my sons and is about to give birth to another. So i believe im past the point of pretending, dick cheese.
But to answer ur question Phox i have been in prison for 1 1/2 ish years and after that with my girl and baby son. been too busy. |
Well if there's one person you can take advice from on how to get laid, it's an ex-con. They get laid whether/where/when the other party likes it or not.
I have no clue who you are, but welcome back to CEF; it's still shit.
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prozinhubr
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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Holy mother of god it's you
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Welcome back, CEF RS is still dead.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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ok well to those that do this everyday you are obviously doing it wrong or are overweight or extremly fugly.
but if its neither then simply ask every girl at ur school or that you see during day if they want to have sex with you. i promise u will get laid by some girl.
and moar secrets... dont be picky fuck big girls ugly girls small girls tall girls... they all have friends and if u sex em up good they will tell their friends and their friends will tell their friends. as long as you are good you will easily get laid there after.
even moar secrets.... stamina is ur friend.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Now i just feel sorry for you.
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Ep¡c+Age
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| >;3 wrote: | | Now i just feel sorry for you. |
says the person with an avatar of a cat sprawled out with legs in the air on a couch... i would say the same about you but im sure plenty of people have already told you that thus far in ur life.
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>Implying that there's something to argue about with a guy that has been in jail, has 2 kids and is posting retarded shit on how to get girls on random spam.
Go do something productive with your life you sad fuck.
1/10 for making me reply.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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| >;3 wrote: | >Implying that there's something to argue about with a guy that has been in jail, has 2 kids and is posting retarded shit on how to get girls on random spam.
Go do something productive with your life you sad fuck.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:21 am Post subject: |
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| >;3 wrote: | >Implying that there's something to argue about with a guy that has been in jail, has 2 kids and is posting retarded shit on how to get girls on random spam.
Go do something productive with your life you sad fuck.
1/10 for making me reply. |
2 points in what u said..
"posting retarded shit"
"random spam"
and i didnt make you post in this thread u fuckin faggot.
so fuck you and have a nice day.
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| EpicAge wrote: | | >;3 wrote: | >Implying that there's something to argue about with a guy that has been in jail, has 2 kids and is posting retarded shit on how to get girls on random spam.
Go do something productive with your life you sad fuck.
1/10 for making me reply. |
2 points in what u said..
"posting retarded shit"
"random spam"
and i didnt make you post in this thread u fuckin faggot.
so fuck you and have a nice day. |
I guess people like you don't get a good education because you clearly can't type.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| epicages philosophy: fuck every living and breathing thing you see
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| Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:12 am Post subject: |
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| Bonus Track wrote: | | epicages philosophy: fuck every living and breathing thing you see |
He must have had a blast in prison with an ideology like that.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:18 am Post subject: |
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| Bonus Track wrote: | | epicages philosophy: fuck every living and breathing thing you see |
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