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Cryoma Member of the Year Reputation: 198
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:22 pm Post subject: pulling a hiroshi |
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This happened like... 40 minuets ago.
So I went downtown to a local store to grab the best fuckall delicious chicken nuggets in the world to make for dinner, and I rarely go downtown cause it's hippie capital of the world, and outside of the store were some two hippies that I know cause I grew up here, anyway their daughter was with them, she's 14.
Holy shit I thought she was at LEAST 16 with a D cup, very cute face and cute everything, oh god her eyes were ice blue it was so cool.
Anyway she was staring at me.
The whole time I was talking with her parents.
It was awkward.
Eventually she asked how old I was, and I lol'd inside as I told her I was 18, I almost said "18, sorry" but her parents prolly woulda killed me.
Oh fuck if they weren't there she probably would have hopped on my dick and rode it all the way back to my place.
Sheeeeeet.
Well at least I know what school she goes to, it's just down the street from my house, I can go lurk and stuff.
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Nirojan How do I cheat? Reputation: 108
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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pics
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Quote: | yo i b 22 tryna make it in dis rap game but da steetz dont got luv for no wun na mean so im out hea tryna holla at da fams on dis innernet shit u no way i sayin |
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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I want you to wipe your ass with your face
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SF I'm a spammer Reputation: 119
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Blue eyes are best on a lady.
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Yes.
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Kavvman Master Cheater Reputation: 2
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater Reputation: 63
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:23 am Post subject: |
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Made me laugh so hard the passed out people in my room woke up.
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 130
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:48 pm Post subject: Re: pulling a hiroshi |
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Cryoma wrote: | This happened like... 40 minuets ago.
So I went downtown to a local store to grab the best fuckall delicious chicken nuggets in the world to make for dinner, and I rarely go downtown cause it's hippie capital of the world, and outside of the store were some two hippies that I know cause I grew up here, anyway their daughter was with them, she's 14.
Holy shit I thought she was at LEAST 16 with a D cup, very cute face and cute everything, oh god her eyes were ice blue it was so cool.
Anyway she was staring at me.
The whole time I was talking with her parents.
It was awkward.
Eventually she asked how old I was, and I lol'd inside as I told her I was 18, I almost said "18, sorry" but her parents prolly woulda killed me.
Oh fuck if they weren't there she probably would have hopped on my dick and rode it all the way back to my place.
Sheeeeeet.
Well at least I know what school she goes to, it's just down the street from my house, I can go lurk and stuff. | So a 14 year old girl with hippy parents likes you? Oh wow great job Makes sense you grew up around hippies though, with that horrible haircut.
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Nirojan How do I cheat? Reputation: 108
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | yo i b 22 tryna make it in dis rap game but da steetz dont got luv for no wun na mean so im out hea tryna holla at da fams on dis innernet shit u no way i sayin |
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br0l0ck Cheater Reputation: 63
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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thats not a hiroshi story, hiroshi would have fucked her, made her his girlfriend for 2 weeks then dumped her for another whore.
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