Cheat Engine

[Monkeys]

I grab his weiner in my sleep.

No, not really. Only gay people do that.


Last night, we went out for drinks. I usually keep a bottle of w/e near my bed when I go out, to counterattack the hangover. This time, it was applejuice.
When we got back, I visit the toilet and get ready to crash. I grab a quick glass of juice on my way to bed. Friend walks in my room to ask how to flush, sees me holding the glass of juice. He freaks out, nearly pukes when I drink it. Apparantly, drinking a glass of juice in the dark after going to the toilet makes it seem like it's piss when you're drunk. I laughed my ass off.

Then, I show him how to flush. He notices a hugeass spider on the back of the toilet and lets out a girly scream of life.
I had to grab it and throw it away for him :/ After that he asks me if I have another toilet around, because he's too scared to piss on that one, thinking the spider could crawl back up.
I told him he's a fucking man, and to just hose it back down.
He's not a Ben, but I'm starting to think he might be gay.

This morning, he's getting ready to leave in my garage. I suddenly turn on the mower to scare him, I succeed. But... he falls, pushes over the mower into a pile of bricks. So there we are, next to a running mower and a toppling tower of bricks. We ran like hell. When the bricks started hitting the blades they got launched. It sounded like a fucking battlefield. Cut off power to stop it :/ Whole garage is busted now.

[Up2Admin]

For some reason I read "w/e near" as "wiener". And it made me laugh.

[C-Dizzle]

Hah, that was actually a pretty good read.

[TheIndianGuy]

lolol