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redslothx
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 Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:53 am Post subject: its a conspiracy |
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was at a liquor store trying to act over 21 so that I could buy a bottle of Patron for friend's party.
guy at the counter looks at me suspiciously.
he goes: "You're not 21 years old, Vincent, but I'll sell it anyways."
he knew my name.....
afterwards I stop by publix to buy some boxes of cocoa puffs <3
cashier lady goes: "Debit or Credit? Mr Vince?"
a....m......g.................................................
she knew my name.
At this point i'm freaking out. I head home. I enter bathroom to wash my face. First thing I see in the mirror was my hospital ID card still tagged onto my shirt.
oh el oh el.
paranoia sucks ._.
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Ricardo
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| Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:55 am Post subject: Re: its a conspiracy |
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| redslothx wrote: | was at a liquor store trying to act over 21 so that I could buy a bottle of Patron for friend's party.
guy at the counter looks at me suspiciously.
he goes: "You're not 21 years old, Vincent, but I'll sell it anyways."
he knew my name.....
afterwards I stop by publix to buy some boxes of cocoa puffs <3
cashier lady goes: "Debit or Credit? Mr Vince?"
a....m......g.................................................
she knew my name.
At this point i'm freaking out. I head home. I enter bathroom to wash my face. First thing I see in the mirror was my hospital ID card still tagged onto my shirt.
oh el oh el.
paranoia sucks ._. |
cool story bro
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Haxory'
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| Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:56 am Post subject: Re: its a conspiracy |
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| redslothx wrote: | was at a liquor store trying to act over 21 so that I could buy a bottle of Patron for friend's party.
guy at the counter looks at me suspiciously.
he goes: "You're not 21 years old, Vincent, but I'll sell it anyways."
he knew my name.....
afterwards I stop by publix to buy some boxes of cocoa puffs <3
cashier lady goes: "Debit or Credit? Mr Vince?"
a....m......g.................................................
she knew my name.
At this point i'm freaking out. I head home. I enter bathroom to wash my face. First thing I see in the mirror was my hospital ID card still tagged onto my shirt.
oh el oh el.
paranoia sucks ._. |
That was a cool story, I must admit. Not even being sarcastic.
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Saric
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| Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: its a conspiracy |
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| Haxory' wrote: | | redslothx wrote: | was at a liquor store trying to act over 21 so that I could buy a bottle of Patron for friend's party.
guy at the counter looks at me suspiciously.
he goes: "You're not 21 years old, Vincent, but I'll sell it anyways."
he knew my name.....
afterwards I stop by publix to buy some boxes of cocoa puffs <3
cashier lady goes: "Debit or Credit? Mr Vince?"
a....m......g.................................................
she knew my name.
At this point i'm freaking out. I head home. I enter bathroom to wash my face. First thing I see in the mirror was my hospital ID card still tagged onto my shirt.
oh el oh el.
paranoia sucks ._. |
That was a cool story, I must admit. Not even being sarcastic. |
This, completely.
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noko_112
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| Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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br0l0ck
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| hospital id card say your age? should have made sure of that before trying to do ILLEGAL BUSINESS
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majjikelkitty
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| Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | hospital id card say your age? should have made sure of that before trying to do ILLEGAL BUSINESS |
want some meth?
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| MajjikelKitty wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | hospital id card say your age? should have made sure of that before trying to do ILLEGAL BUSINESS |
want some meth? |
lol, thats not business because its the black market
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majjikelkitty
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| Brolock wrote: | | MajjikelKitty wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | hospital id card say your age? should have made sure of that before trying to do ILLEGAL BUSINESS |
want some meth? |
lol, thats not business because its the black market |
Want a prostitute?
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br0l0ck
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| MajjikelKitty wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | MajjikelKitty wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | hospital id card say your age? should have made sure of that before trying to do ILLEGAL BUSINESS |
want some meth? |
lol, thats not business because its the black market |
Want a prostitute? |
thats legal where I live though
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majjikelkitty
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| Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | MajjikelKitty wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | MajjikelKitty wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | hospital id card say your age? should have made sure of that before trying to do ILLEGAL BUSINESS |
want some meth? |
lol, thats not business because its the black market |
Want a prostitute? |
thats legal where I live though |
so i marrying your cousin
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