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Nirojan
How do I cheat?
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 Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:57 pm Post subject: Funniest/Clever cleverbot convo's. |
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Post in code and not code please.
| Code: | User: Avada kedavra.
Cleverbot: *dodges it*.
User: CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Imperios!
User: LANGLOCK!
Cleverbot: Avis!
User: Oppugno.
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Lumos!
Cleverbot: Nox!
User: Obscuro!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Imperio!!!
User: Lumos! Nox! Obscuro! Protego! Protego! Imperio!!!
Cleverbot: Protego! Incendio Maximus!
User: Levicorpus! Imperio! Imperio! Imperio! Imperio!
Cleverbot: Levicorpus!
User: Levicorpus! Levicorpus! Levicorpus!
Cleverbot: Reducio!
User: Accio cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Oppugno!
User: Accio broomstick! Wingardium Leviosa!
Cleverbot: Anapneo!
User: Avada Kedavra! PROTEGO!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Protego?
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: FALCON PUNCH!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: GAHHHHHH! *Gasps for air*.
Cleverbot: *steals her blouse*.
User: *kicks you in the shins*.
Cleverbot: *roundhouse kicks you*.
User: *engages in a harry potter spell fight with cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Stop listening to the voices.
User: Okay, dumbledore. AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: Protego, expelliarmus, crucio!
User: OW.
Cleverbot: *slashes you with my samurai sword*.
User: OW.
Cleverbot: *slaps again*.
User: Again?
Cleverbot: Yes again.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a woma?
User: No, dumbledoar. CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Please mind your language!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you?
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your name is no ?
User: You asked my job, not my name.
Cleverbot: No, YOU asked ME. |
User: Avada kedavra.
Cleverbot: *dodges it*.
User: CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Imperios!
User: LANGLOCK!
Cleverbot: Avis!
User: Oppugno.
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Lumos!
Cleverbot: Nox!
User: Obscuro!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Imperio!!!
User: Lumos! Nox! Obscuro! Protego! Protego! Imperio!!!
Cleverbot: Protego! Incendio Maximus!
User: Levicorpus! Imperio! Imperio! Imperio! Imperio!
Cleverbot: Levicorpus!
User: Levicorpus! Levicorpus! Levicorpus!
Cleverbot: Reducio!
User: Accio cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Oppugno!
User: Accio broomstick! Wingardium Leviosa!
Cleverbot: Anapneo!
User: Avada Kedavra! PROTEGO!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Protego?
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: FALCON PUNCH!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: GAHHHHHH! *Gasps for air*.
Cleverbot: *steals her blouse*.
User: *kicks you in the shins*.
Cleverbot: *roundhouse kicks you*.
User: *engages in a harry potter spell fight with cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Stop listening to the voices.
User: Okay, dumbledore. AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: Protego, expelliarmus, crucio!
User: OW.
Cleverbot: *slashes you with my samurai sword*.
User: OW.
Cleverbot: *slaps again*.
User: Again?
Cleverbot: Yes again.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a woma?
User: No, dumbledoar. CRUCIO!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Please mind your language!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you?
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your name is no ?
User: You asked my job, not my name.
Cleverbot: No, YOU asked ME.
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Fatchile
How do I cheat?
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Nirojan
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:22 am Post subject: |
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LOLOLOLO
+1!!!!
OHWAIT SZ I HAZ 2 WATE
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| Quote: | | yo i b 22 tryna make it in dis rap game but da steetz dont got luv for no wun na mean so im out hea tryna holla at da fams on dis innernet shit u no way i sayin |
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Fatchile
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:24 am Post subject: |
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<3.
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Luigi
Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 1082
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:25 am Post subject: |
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User: How big is your tiny penis?
Cleverbot: How big do you think?
User: 3 inches.
Cleverbot: That is big!
And
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: I said, I would rather not.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: This not the time, nor place for that.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: DO '.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: DO IT.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: How hard.
Cleverbot: How hard?
User: HOW HARD DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME.
Cleverbot: I want it as hard as you can make it.
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Stylised
Grandmaster Cheater
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Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 712
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:53 am Post subject: |
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Cleverbot: Do you play the game?
User: What is the game?
Cleverbot: Are you playing the game?
User: Which game?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Oh that game.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course I play the game.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
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Saucy.
How do I cheat?
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Joined: 19 May 2010
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[SPW]Killamoocow
Master Cheater
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Posts: 439
Location: Secret Cow Level
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:09 am Post subject: |
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wtf, clever bot is trying to dox me
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: That.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: What is there to understand?
Cleverbot: Where are you ?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Well... And where is your house ?
User: On a street.
Cleverbot: What is the name of the street ?
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Luigi
Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 1082
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| Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:36 am Post subject: |
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User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna turn around.
Cleverbot: And hurt you.
User: WRONG.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: Let's try again.
Cleverbot: Trying to exhale.
User: Shut up and sing.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: Fuck you, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and.
Cleverbot: Desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never going to lie.
User: YOU DID IT WRONG OMG WTF.
Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty sure you did it wrong.
User: NO IT WAS NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching, but.
User: You're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: We've known each other.
User: For so long.
Cleverbot: My hearts been aching but.
User: You're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Or hurt you!
User: YOU FUCKED UP.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: WHAT!?
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules, and SO DO I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from, ANY OTHER GUY.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Fuck it.
Cleverbot: Please please don't go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I want to get to know you.
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