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I have to walk ALL the way to her house (like 1 mile away) in the dark.
Anyone have any suggestions on something to do while in the act of sex. I've done pretty much everything, any ideas, even stupid ones, are nice.
Positions maybe?
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Russian candy cane.
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in pooper? I've made her do that before lol...
| The Hobo wrote: | | Russian candy cane. |
whats that
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The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick
I've sorta done that.
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Have her lay on her side, and like, hold her leg up against your chest and stradle her other leg.
Yeah.
Fuck her like that.
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| Kruë wrote: |
in pooper? I've made her do that before lol...
| The Hobo wrote: | | Russian candy cane. |
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Jizz in girls nose, Punch nose.
Blood and cum create the illusion of a candy cane. What you do from there is completely up to you.
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| Mr. Kawaii wrote: | Have her lay on her side, and like, hold her leg up against your chest and stradle her other leg.
Yeah.
Fuck her like that. |
I've done that.
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| GET TEH ROOFIES
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| Captain Rage wrote: | | GET TEH ROOFIES |
I got em bro >:3
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Before she knows you're there, wear a mask and break in / rape her.
Leave house, take off mask, re-enter.
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| The Hobo wrote: | | Kruë wrote: |
in pooper? I've made her do that before lol...
| The Hobo wrote: | | Russian candy cane. |
whats that |
Jizz in girls nose, Punch nose.
Blood and cum create the illusion of a candy cane. What you do from there is completely up to you. |
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| Mr. Kawaii wrote: | Before she knows you're there, wear a mask and break in / rape her.
Leave house, take off mask, re-enter. |
Oh god, lol.
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Missionairy. |
I've done that. I want to spice it up.
I'm going to try a new position i've never done before.
Put her head on the floor, and lifts her ass into the air so she looks like this. (pic related.)
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