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Bernie
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | you are so right :0
i don't wish i owned that cat.
Charles(my kitty) is about to get decapitated if he doesn't stop hissing at me when I try to put on a leash to go for a walk. |
I really doubt cats would accept wearing a leash and being dragged along.
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redslothx
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Derp. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | you are so right :0
i don't wish i owned that cat.
Charles(my kitty) is about to get decapitated if he doesn't stop hissing at me when I try to put on a leash to go for a walk. |
FUCK YOU, DON'T PUT LEASHES ON CATS, IT'S MEAN. |
They're domestic animals, and I'm the human who bought it, feeds it, and gave it home. It will obey or it will face death.
That's how life works for slaves.
If it were a dog, then I would be ^3^ with it, but it's a cat and it hisses at me so I refuse to treat it as an equal in my household.
Death to all cats.
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Bernie
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | | Derp. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | you are so right :0
i don't wish i owned that cat.
Charles(my kitty) is about to get decapitated if he doesn't stop hissing at me when I try to put on a leash to go for a walk. |
FUCK YOU, DON'T PUT LEASHES ON CATS, IT'S MEAN. |
They're domestic animals, and I'm the human who bought it, feeds it, and gave it home. It will obey or it will face death.
That's how life works for slaves.
If it were a dog, then I would be ^3^ with it, but it's a cat and it hisses at me so I refuse to treat it as an equal in my household.
Death to all cats.
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If it hisses at you don't put a leash on it.
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redslothx
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Bernie. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | Derp. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | you are so right :0
i don't wish i owned that cat.
Charles(my kitty) is about to get decapitated if he doesn't stop hissing at me when I try to put on a leash to go for a walk. |
FUCK YOU, DON'T PUT LEASHES ON CATS, IT'S MEAN. |
They're domestic animals, and I'm the human who bought it, feeds it, and gave it home. It will obey or it will face death.
That's how life works for slaves.
If it were a dog, then I would be ^3^ with it, but it's a cat and it hisses at me so I refuse to treat it as an equal in my household.
Death to all cats.
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If it hisses at you don't put a leash on it. |
and then it hisses at me when wife be petting the pussy.
i can't get in bed with the stupid cat hissing at me cuz it likes the warmth of MY bedside lamp >=0
faggot needs to die.
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Bernie
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | | Bernie. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | Derp. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | you are so right :0
i don't wish i owned that cat.
Charles(my kitty) is about to get decapitated if he doesn't stop hissing at me when I try to put on a leash to go for a walk. |
FUCK YOU, DON'T PUT LEASHES ON CATS, IT'S MEAN. |
They're domestic animals, and I'm the human who bought it, feeds it, and gave it home. It will obey or it will face death.
That's how life works for slaves.
If it were a dog, then I would be ^3^ with it, but it's a cat and it hisses at me so I refuse to treat it as an equal in my household.
Death to all cats.
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If it hisses at you don't put a leash on it. |
and then it hisses at me when wife be petting the pussy.
i can't get in bed with the stupid cat hissing at me cuz it likes the warmth of MY bedside lamp >=0
faggot needs to die. |
Well if you've put a leash on it in the past, then I'm sure it would hate you for that.
Will it even let you get close to it?
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redslothx
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Bernie. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | Bernie. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | Derp. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | you are so right :0
i don't wish i owned that cat.
Charles(my kitty) is about to get decapitated if he doesn't stop hissing at me when I try to put on a leash to go for a walk. |
FUCK YOU, DON'T PUT LEASHES ON CATS, IT'S MEAN. |
They're domestic animals, and I'm the human who bought it, feeds it, and gave it home. It will obey or it will face death.
That's how life works for slaves.
If it were a dog, then I would be ^3^ with it, but it's a cat and it hisses at me so I refuse to treat it as an equal in my household.
Death to all cats.
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If it hisses at you don't put a leash on it. |
and then it hisses at me when wife be petting the pussy.
i can't get in bed with the stupid cat hissing at me cuz it likes the warmth of MY bedside lamp >=0
faggot needs to die. |
Well if you've put a leash on it in the past, then I'm sure it would hate you for that.
Will it even let you get close to it? |
It liked me, and I like it when it's calm and it lets me pet it with my foot when it's sleeping at the end of bed.
The hissing started when I tied it to my dog's leaches and dogs started running and the cat was hissing and meowing and stuff all over the yard cuz i forgot to tie down my dog's collar-leash to the walking leash >_>
shit was hilarious.
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Bernie
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| /b//a//x//v/ wrote: | My cat ear raped me..
I wake up and its got its penis in my ear and I scream and it runs away.. |
lolwut
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Selrahc
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | | Derp. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | you are so right :0
i don't wish i owned that cat.
Charles(my kitty) is about to get decapitated if he doesn't stop hissing at me when I try to put on a leash to go for a walk. |
FUCK YOU, DON'T PUT LEASHES ON CATS, IT'S MEAN. |
They're domestic animals, and I'm the human who bought it, feeds it, and gave it home. It will obey or it will face death.
That's how life works for slaves.
If it were a dog, then I would be ^3^ with it, but it's a cat and it hisses at me so I refuse to treat it as an equal in my household.
Death to all cats.
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That made my day.
My own cat pulled a dick move and he ran away. Now he lives with the old people down the road. Such betrayal will not be tolerated.
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Selrahc
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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Cats have penises?
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Jefre.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| MajjikelKitty wrote: | | Captain Troll wrote: | | Cats are shit. |
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. |
He didn't. He posted/typed it.
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Domoo
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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Cats are still shit.
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Loganator
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| Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Captain Troll wrote: | | Cats are still shit. |
Dogs are better.
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