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| Michael wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Michael wrote: | What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull. |
Or an unlucky gardener.
What do you call an old woman's funeral?
An unfortunate event. |
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem. |
So I can keep the car?
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Michael
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | | Michael wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Michael wrote: | What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull. |
Or an unlucky gardener.
What do you call an old woman's funeral?
An unfortunate event. |
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem. |
So I can keep the car? |
Sure why not.
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Demetrius Flenory
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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I large black man has his hands in his pockets, and goes into the store. He decides to not buy anything, so we walks out with his hands still in his pockets. The oriental man at the counter says he stole something. The black man replies with "I didn't steal anything sir". The oriental man shoots him in the head, and finds a stolen bag or doritos in the black man's pocket.
THE STORE OWNER KNEW HE WOULD STEAL SOMETHING BECAUSE HE'S BLACK.
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Michael
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Rozen wrote: | I large black man has his hands in his pockets, and goes into the store. He decides to not buy anything, so we walks out with his hands still in his pockets. The oriental man at the counter says he stole something. The black man replies with "I didn't steal anything sir". The oriental man shoots him in the head, and finds a stolen bag or doritos in the black man's pocket.
THE STORE OWNER KNEW HE WOULD STEAL SOMETHING BECAUSE HE'S BLACK. |
ahahaha.
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Butters
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "How the hell do you drive this thing?"
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Butters wrote: | | Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "How the hell do you drive this thing?" |
Smiled.
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Simisage
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| Effect wrote: | Genie grants a mexican, black person, and american each 1 wish.
Black person wishes all his people back to Africa with wealth.
Mexican wishes all his people back to Mexico with tequila
American wishes for a Coca Cola after hearing the past two wishes. |
Boondock saints
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Hitman
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Effect wrote: | Genie grants a mexican, black person, and american each 1 wish.
Black person wishes all his people back to Africa with wealth.
Mexican wishes all his people back to Mexico with tequila
American wishes for a Coca Cola after hearing the past two wishes. |
WAY TO RIP OFF BONDOCK SAINTS
YOU FAGGOT
!@$@#$#^%$^#$$#@#@
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Bernie
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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3 men are in the desert
They find a lamp, kick it, and release a Genie.
The Genie grants them 1 wish each, the first man says "I want to go back home to my wife"
The second man says "I want to go home to all my friends"
So, the Genie grants their wishes while waiting for the third man to decide.
The third man eventually says "Well, it's going to be awful lonely out here so I wish the other 2 back here"
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