HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic Reputation: 81
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:19 am Post subject: Things I would rather do than be friends with Helios.
1) Not be friends with Helios.
2) Learn English as a foreigner.
3) Rewrite Harry Potter using Victorian English.
4) Have my fingernails clipped by Michael J Fox.
5) Fist fight Samuel L Jackson.
6) Digest an entire male penis.
7) Replay Kingdom Hearts one.
8) Ask a porn star what her favourite anime is.
9) Live a mediocre adult life.
10) Eat average food from now on.
11) Talk to Talix for an entire day.
12) Invent a new ice cream flavour.
13) Have to cut off my left ear and chew off my right.
14) Build a bridge to Terabithia.
15) Develop 3 untreatable diseases at once.
16) Survive an almost fatal car crash and live off life support.
17) Practice juggling chainsaws.
18) Have Edward Scissorhands give me a massage.
19) Play MS.
20) Be friends with xYashii and not Helios.
21)Stick my finger in a tooth sharpener.
22)Become Amish.
23)Try to get a cop arrested for entrapment.
24)Rob a bank and evade justice.
25)Watch The View.
26)Write an expos paper.
27)Run a New York Style hotdog stand in the suburbs.
28)Eat a spoonful of cinnamon.
29)Make a necklace out of wet spaghetti and cheerios.
30)Start breastfeeding a child that isn't mine.
31)Take the first deal on deal or no deal.
32)Become a sidewalk guitar player.
33)Make it big in hollywood and have a meltdown and kill myself.
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