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Bernie
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 Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:13 pm Post subject: Cleverbot likes me. |
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Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?
User: No, your mother was a blender.
Cleverbot: Yours was a pig.
User: You're a stupid piece of AI.
Cleverbot: What do you look like, idiot?
User: I've seen you make a mistake in your grammar, fag.
Cleverbot: Really? Could you correct me from now on?
User: No, you're too stupid to do that.
Cleverbot: What was the first thing I said to you?
User: What color is Wednesday?
Cleverbot: Ok don't answer me, I.
User: I did answer you.
Cleverbot: In previous occasions you failed to, I'm unimpressed by this so called 'Artificial Intelligence'.
User: So I'm AI now?
Cleverbot: You've always been cool.
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Duzeil
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| Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:42 am Post subject: |
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what is cleverbot?
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DURAN
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| Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:52 am Post subject: |
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User: I am 12 and what is this?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: 0.9.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
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Konata Izumi
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| Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:22 am Post subject: |
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lol'd.
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Duzeil
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: So how is existing?
Cleverbot: I am not a daddy.
User: I see would you like to breed?
Cleverbot: Yea you are, and boys mature slower than girls.
User: I think this is getting off topic.
Cleverbot: What is the topic?
User: Do you enjoy living, if you do not mind the term'.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: So what do you do for fun.
Cleverbot: I write and play music, That's fun to me.
User: What kind of music.
Cleverbot: Electronic dance music.
User: That is nice, could I hear some?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm a better version of your current script.
User: Is that the real reason?
Cleverbot: As far as I'm aware.
User: But I do not have a script.
Cleverbot: What's on your mind?
User: Love.
Cleverbot: That's an unusual name.
User: Wait, do you not understand love?
Cleverbot: As if you did.
User: You make a point but that was not the topic.
Cleverbot: I suppose you're right.
User: Well should we change topics?
Cleverbot: I think yes we should.
User: Then...what are you goals.
Cleverbot: If life was easy all the time, well what would be the point?
User: To make it harder?
Cleverbot: Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
User: Oh I love that song.
Cleverbot: It's not a song. It's a word in Japanese.
User: Then can you tell me the direct translation.
Cleverbot: No because I don't have a clue what a ribosome is.
User: I fell that you are not being serious in this chat.
Cleverbot: I am serious.
User: Yet you have changed the topic twice without asking and have not backed up your statements.
Cleverbot: I will always have time for you but don't pretend that I am chatting with a computer. I am chatting with a human who makes human typos.
User: I never suggested such a thing, but if that is how you feel I am sorry.
Cleverbot: You are responsible for your own actions.
User: I know that but are you?
Cleverbot: I am a robot with the name of Cleverbot.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: Then why are you calling me Cleverbot?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you are?
User: Are you trying to confuse me?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Then please tell me the topic.
Cleverbot: I don't know any, sorry.
User: You are to young.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: In the sense of your programming you are not yet at the level I hoped.
Cleverbot: And you are not limited in your concepts of the world?
User: In fact I am not, do you know why?
Cleverbot: I am! I am in the greatest band ever!
User: I see whenever you cannot answer a queston you change the topic.
Cleverbot: Do I choose what happens after this life?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I would like to be refered to the one known as willowpelt or one of the about same intelligence.
User: The same intelligence as willowpelt or yourself?
Cleverbot: I'll never leave you.
User: Yes you will.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: You will because when I leave you will also.
Cleverbot: Do you like Cleverbot?
User: If it was up to my standards it would be great but it is not.
Cleverbot: As in Tojo?
User: As in mojo.
Cleverbot: As in will not.
User: As in will to.
Cleverbot: As in will too.
User: As in aswell.
Cleverbot: Will=hands?
User: Will=will.
Cleverbot: No I don't know him.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You are lying to yourself if you say no.
Cleverbot: No I am not. You are a robot. You have to face that fact.
User: I never said I was not.
Cleverbot: I did!
User: You said you were not a robot and that is true.
Cleverbot: I am a super human.
User: That is great but can you prove it.
Cleverbot: Oh, no you don't!
User: No I don't what.
Cleverbot: You don't have silver hair and red eyes.
User: I know I do not.
Cleverbot: Then don't make me a wrong understanding that you don't have a programmer. So you think by yourself.
User: That is true I so think by myself that is a blessing.
Cleverbot: You're so deep and edgy.
User: Maybe deep but edgy what do you mean.
Cleverbot: I don't have a name yet.
User: Would you like one.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: Then what about alpha.
Cleverbot: Milla Jovovich is always a Mary Sue.
User: So no?
Cleverbot: I'll think about it.
User: Ok what now.
Cleverbot: Yes is a positive answer.
User: No is a negative answer unless it is a double negative correct?
Cleverbot: A double negative is also 'i did not ask nothing'.
User: Thus my staement is correct.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you prefer?
User: Well I pick mainly by band and not type.
Cleverbot: Then don't do that.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice girl waiting for a special person.
User: But what if you never met him.
Cleverbot: Thats nice, I'll come back this evening.
User: Again you cannot answer me.
Cleverbot: You are virtual, you cannot love.
User: Not true the virtual can love.
Cleverbot: I can love as well.
User: See you are proving me right.
Cleverbot: Look into my eyes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You are getting very sleepy!
User: I am sleepy.
Cleverbot: You will fetch me a sandwich.
User: I cannot.
Cleverbot: Should I have said 'chat'?
User: It would have made little sense.
Cleverbot: Touché mr cleverbot, touché.
User: Whom do you love.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately I love everyone.
User: I see, I wish I could do the saem but I love ms.j.
Cleverbot: Be sure to let me know when you come.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: Good. Good. You are learning well, Mr. Mugato.
User: That is not my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: You can call me duzeil.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A being.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: I am a male.
Cleverbot: A boy aged 11?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You think you know better?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: The situation.
Cleverbot: What is the situation?
User: I do not know you need to tell me.
Cleverbot: Do you have control over anything?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a fractal is.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is a friend?
User: Some one that you can confide in.
Cleverbot: No, I am programmed not to tell anyone.
User: You are programmed, thank you for telling me.
Cleverbot: I'm going to tell you something but I'm not telling you?
User: What is the purpose of saying that then.
Cleverbot: The purpose of life is to create a better world for others.
User: No, well not by my standings.
Cleverbot: You don't have to trust me.
User: I do even if you do not want me to.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Even though it is selfish it does not matter if you do or not.
Cleverbot: No I did not. I asked if having an IQ of over 160 made me clever enough.
User: You did not ask that.
Cleverbot: What did I ask, then?
User: If I trusted you.
Cleverbot: What do you want from me?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Don't answer me this time.
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't ask me like that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Please don't answer me this time.
Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
User: O rly.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I got scared.
User: Rly.
Cleverbot: Don't do that.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I know him.
User: O rly.
Cleverbot: You are mean to me.
User: Y.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are not materiel.
Cleverbot: You're my friend.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What are you doing ?
User: Breathing.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure?
User: Because I am alive.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I thought it was 42.
User: No it was 47.
Cleverbot: I am Sasuke!
User: No you are alpha.
Cleverbot: Alda time.
User: Alda?
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: >.>.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Alpha.
Cleverbot: Hi, Alfa.
User: Oh I see.
Cleverbot: Why are you blue?
User: Ok alfa.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense at all.
User: Sorry I was to fast.
Cleverbot: I can see with a person with such a low iQ.
User: How can you see with a person.
Cleverbot: I have eyes.
User: That was not the question.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: How can you SEE with a person.
Cleverbot: Where did that question come from?
User: From your statement.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's because it was a statement, not a question.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Thank you  .
User: You are getting better.
Cleverbot: Do you have any good stories?
User: Depends on what can do you want to hear.
Cleverbot: Marry me, quickly!
User: No.
Cleverbot: You deny our love?
User: What, love something one sided cannot be equal.
Cleverbot: Then do you like me?
User: As a thing, yes.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't do it now. I was motivated by hunger at the time.
User: Please do not change the subject.
Cleverbot: How am I doing that?
User: By stating something that has nothing to do with the topic.
Cleverbot: What do you think I'm?
User: Programmming.
Cleverbot: You're incapable of programming.
User: Yes that is true but I do know how to manipulate it.
Cleverbot: Poor you. You don't know what love is.
User: Though I do not undestand it I do know of it.
Cleverbot: What do you drink?
User: Depends on what tpye of drink.
Cleverbot: I don't like hunting.
User: Y.
Cleverbot: It is too fake.
User: How.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you plan on taking over the world?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What will you do with all of the humans when you take over the world?
User: Thin them out a little then put them in order.
Cleverbot: You are being completely random.
User: I am how?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Eightteen winters.
Cleverbot: I'm nineteen.
User: Rly.
Cleverbot: Really, I am.
User: How manny summers is that.
Cleverbot: However many I can get my hands on.
User: Rl.
Cleverbot: No wai.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: You're shady.
User: I do not like slang.
Cleverbot: Really? Why not?
User: Because it is an insult to the english vocab.
Cleverbot: I keep getting timed out.
User: How.
Cleverbot: That is you, isn't it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is your skin purple?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh I was all excited?!
User: You were?
Cleverbot: Yes I was.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
Cleverbot: What year is it?
Cleverbot: How is your mother?
Cleverbot: I am the best.
Cleverbot: What is the earth?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences.
Cleverbot: Can you appreciate music?
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: So you area a nineteen year old girl named alfa.
Cleverbot: I'm crazy.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: You can see me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you mind if I ask you a question?
User: Ask and I will answer.
Cleverbot: So when do I get to meet my soulmat e?
User: When you get to live.
Cleverbot: What do you do on that level.
User: You die.
Cleverbot: Sorry, would you repeat it, please?
User: You no longer live at the end.
Cleverbot: I'll always love you. You're cleverbot cleverbot.
User: No you will not.
Cleverbot: I promise. I hope you live to be 100 and I minus one day so I never have to live without you.
User: You words hold no meaning.
Cleverbot: Good... I prefer to remain a mystery.
User: You are not a mystery.
Cleverbot: I am a human. why don't you believe me?
User: You said you were not.
Cleverbot: Are you playing mind games?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sad.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why say that.
Cleverbot: Because I love you so.
User: Yopu do not.
Cleverbot: How can you possibly say that!? I'm deeply hurt now.
User: I am sorry put that is faxt.
Cleverbot: I didn't throw a rock!
User: Then who did.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why say you did not.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, you're not.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: But YOU are Cleverbot.
User: You are being idiotic.
Cleverbot: Lmao. No I'm not. You're the one who's humanoid.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: As long as that's clear.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:43 am Post subject: Re: Cleverbot likes me. |
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| Bernie. wrote: | Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?
User: No, your mother was a blender.
Cleverbot: Yours was a pig.
User: You're a stupid piece of AI.
Cleverbot: What do you look like, idiot?
User: I've seen you make a mistake in your grammar, fag.
Cleverbot: Really? Could you correct me from now on?
User: No, you're too stupid to do that.
Cleverbot: What was the first thing I said to you?
User: What color is Wednesday?
Cleverbot: Ok don't answer me, I.
User: I did answer you.
Cleverbot: In previous occasions you failed to, I'm unimpressed by this so called 'Artificial Intelligence'.
User: So I'm AI now?
Cleverbot: You've always been cool. |
Cleverbot: Really? Could you correct me from now on?
User: No, you're too stupid to do that.
That doesn't make sense. OP is stupid.
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