Cheat Engine

[the terror of death]

Leetspeak and Trashtalk for the Intellectual

Sentence: “yo stop spawn camping you fag.”
Translation: “Excuse me, could you please stop loitering at the position of the map in which I spawn. Doing such a thing would certainly render you as being a homosexual.”

Sentence: “you fuckin noob!”
Translation: “You are a vastly less superior player than the majority of those out there in terms of your longevity and talent in playing this game. Furthermore, the previous statement has led me to believe that you should make severe efforts to increase your ability to play or remove yourself from this community at once.”

Sentence: “gold plx” or “gold plox”
Translation: “Sir, in the spirit of philanthropy would you graciously allow me to receive some currency of yours so I can better fulfill my position in the server and as a valued participant of the online gaming community.

Sentence: “QQ”
Translation: “It would be in our mutual best interest if you were to cease the production of water from your tear glands and shut the fuck up.” (NOTE: It is not all that unacceptable, in certain situations, to stray from formality.)

Sentence: “im leet yo” or “im 1337 nigga”
Translation: “I’m a fucken douchebag with no life nor do I possess the intelligence required to deliver any form of accomplishment to the world in which my undeserving fat three hundred point ass currently burdes. (In rare cases, the person making such a stement will actually posess great ability in the game/activity in which they are claiming greatness in. In a situtation like this it is best to be noted that the overweight humor alluded to by the ladder end of the translated sentence should be replaced with references to the individual being a “cocky incest plauged fist-fuck.”

Sentence: “wtf”, “wtf???!?!?”, or “wtf?!?!?!?!!!!111″
Translation: “The last statement or event has greatly disturbed and shocked me into announcing its emotional effect aloud.”

Sentence: “teabagged, bitch!”
Translation: “I, in an effort to lower your rank in life by humiliating you with my testicles, have placed my real and or pixelated testicular region promptly above your face whilst you are laying down. Following such action I have proceeded to crouch and stand at a rate of speed equivalent to the amount in which I have pwned you (see “owned” below)”

Sentence: “you got owned” , “you got pwned”, or “you got wtf-pwned”
Translation: “Your honor, skill level, and dignity in this game, and in life, have been called into question. Thus delivering your worth to the individual, group, or idea that has called these traits into question.” (Example: Johnny has slapped sally accross the face. Translation: Johnny has wtf-pwned sally’s face in. Teabagging will ensue)

Sentence: “lol”, “lulz”, or “epic lulz”
*A translation of this 1337 laughing term is not needed seeing as how intelligent people do not show the emotion of laughter. (It is to be noted that the addition of the word “epic” to any 1337 term immediately quadruples the value/importance of its meaning.)

Sentence: “you suck”
*The true definition of this statement has been lost through repetition of its shorter form but it is to be noted that “you suck” is short for “you suck dick.”
Translation: “You sir, are a virtuoso in the orchestra of penis.”

Sentence: “fail” or “epic fail”
Translation: “Your action has been deemed to be less than satisfactory in a fashion that has warranted a wtf (see “wtf” in guide above) from one or more individuals

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