Cheat Engine

greatsage · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject:

You: Sup bro I had sex with myself last night how about you
Stranger: same dude!
You: How'd you go about having sex with yourself
You: did you insert things into your eurethra?
You: like me
Stranger: nae
Stranger: not that intense
Stranger: thats a little out of my limit
You: I like sticking things up my penis
Stranger: ever done a pencil?
You: I do markers.
You: Sharpie markers.
You: Now I'm black on the inside and outside of my penis
Stranger: brilliant!
Stranger: ill have to use that one to impress the chicks
You: totally.
Stranger: haha youre a joker dude
Stranger: why are you so crazy with your dick. what if you fuck it up for good
You: It's crazy with me, I'm not crazy with it.
Stranger: hahaha the little head is controlling the big onw
You: It wants to have you aroudn it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

majjikelkitty · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:23 pm Post subject:

I recommend you look at the URL.

Stranger: hhii
You: AKAE?
Stranger: no
You: who are you.
Stranger: mike
You: do you want to take my dick mike
Stranger: no
You: I have always thought about being with another man.
You: But never tried it.
You: Have you ever thought of it?
You: http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv293/VanillaFayce/Forum%20Poop/789_CoolFace.jpg
You: Thats me.
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:23 pm Post subject:

Someone asked for an MSN, quick, someone you hates MSN.

majjikelkitty · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: m?
You: mhm.
You: well I'm a male now.
You: I once was a piece of bread.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: if u would fuck me? tell me how
You: I would butter you up with maragarine, and then put you in the toaster
You: Then i would eat you all up
Stranger: hot
You: the toaster is hot.. on the inside
Stranger: very hot
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ah
Stranger: toaster
You: but i don't do jam
Stranger: yeaaa
Stranger: ah

Cheat Engine User · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:26 pm Post subject:

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majjikelkitty · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:29 pm Post subject:

I ACTUALLY LAUGHED TYPING THIS OUT
THATS HOW PATHETIC IT WAS.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'm a tiger MEOWWWWWW.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u crazy??
You: no i just love cats
Stranger: ohh
You: do you love cats
Stranger: same
You: yes you do
You: i touch pussies all the time
Stranger: u have a cat??
You: i love the fur on them\
You: and when they squirt its so funny cause they make the silliest noises!
You: oh boy what i would do if i was a pussy
You: silly little creatures
You: they are so cute.
You: have multiple holes too.
Stranger: em
You: like eyes and a mouth
You: and even a butt hole
Stranger: u have acat
You: *giggle*
You: Of course i do silly!
You: Doesn't everyone?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: You're cute ! I love you
You: I love me too!
You: Thanks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aviar³ · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:49 pm Post subject: