Hitman Master Cheater
Reputation: 9
Joined: 21 Sep 2008 Posts: 385 Location: Toronto
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:54 pm Post subject: FUCK |
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*So my mom was like hey go buy me meat
*and im like why
*and shes like
*cause i make food
*and brother is lazt
*lazy*
*So I was likw/e
*so i put on sandals
*of course i look like a train wreck
*fasting
*+
*clothes i ve worn two days in a row
*so i go in the stire buy 3 ppunds of ground beef
*COME OUTSIDE
*CAN GUESS WHO IS DEAD AHEAD OF?
*OF ME?*
Alexander says:
*your mom
*
Alexander just sent you a nudge.
*
Alexander says:
*woops
*unicef Moe says:
*NO
* LIKE THE HOTEST GIRLS EVAR
*AND LIKE AHLF OF THEM WERE GOING TO MY SCHOL
Alexander says:
*NIGGAH PLZ
*PICS
*unicef Moe says:
*SCHOOL*
Alexander says:
*OR GTFO
*unicef Moe says:
*SO I WAS LIKE SHIT
*SHIT
* SHIT
*IM FUCKED
*FUCK FUCK FUCK
*THEN I SEE A EXIT TO THE LEFT
*SO IM LIKE RUN RUN RUN
*AND A CAR ALMOST RUNS ME OVER
*BUT DOESNT BOTHER TO HONKL
*SO IM LIKE PFEWJ
*THEN I NEED TO CROSS THE ROAD
*BUT SHIT
*IT TAKES FOREVER TO CROSS THE
*ROAD
*CAUSE THE TRAFFIC IS BULL SHIT
*AND GUESS WHICH MOTHER FUCKER I MEET
Alexander says:
*meng you're supposed to say Hi, at least.
*unicef Moe says:
*MY GRANDPA
*AND HES LIKE LETS GO IN I WANT TO BUY STUFF
*AND IM LIKE NO WAY
*AND HES LIKE WAI
*AND IM LIKE BZ SEE
*BEEF
*SO HES LIEK KAY
*THEN THE LIGHT FINALLY CHANGES AND I RUN
*LIEK CRAZY
*AND YEAH
*HOME
*Also alex i looked like a fucking pile of crap
*im not going to say hi looking like that
*my hair was fucked
Alexander says:
*You should anyways.
*My hair always looks fucked.
*unicef Moe says:
*i was wearing dirty shirt and pants
*sandals
*SANDALS
*AND I NEED TO TRIM MY TOES
*And I looked pale
*So I was like k fuck it _________________
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