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nope.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Dammit Reply with quote
So, I'm sitting here on my couch, which is pushed to my computer and the rest of the room is to my back. I'm watching TV and jacking off when I hear this really menacing cackle from behind me. I shit too many bricks to sit up and look behind me, so I just slowly moved my head to the left, where I saw my cat. It was stating either blankly or terrified, at the space right behind the couch, and perfectly frozen in a position I don't normally see it in. I just watched watched it, imagining what kind of evil it saw right behind me, but then I noticed something. It started stretching and contracting its back.

It was taking a shit, and the cackle was just it farting. It was staring because it was focusing. I nearly threw up trying to clean it up. God dammit.
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Monkeys
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
tl;dr
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nope.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's not that long.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EgarNinel wrote:
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
TL;DR

His cat walked in on him fapping.
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nope.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
[AM]MichealRein wrote:
TL;DR

His cat walked in on him fapping.

Wrong. It shit on my couch and scared the fuck out of me when it farted.
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