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Phox · Last edited by Phox on Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:31 pm; edited 1 time in total

Hickory dickory dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, the others escaped with minor injuries.

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gogodr · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:17 pm Post subject:

if I were an art mod I would week ban you for this ...

yuki953 · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:53 pm Post subject:

i find it funny, art can be anything lol

Phox · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:12 pm Post subject:

Here's a REALLY long joke:

THE MONK, THE ORPHAN, AND THE MAGIC DOORS

Once upon a time there was a little boy lost in the middle of the desert. A monk found the little boy and adopted him. After all the papers were filled out, the monk took his new son to his small stone cottage by the ocean. There, the boy saw a strange door and asked to look inside. The monk said frankly, “No you must be a monk to see what lies behind the door.”
The boy was dying to see what was behind the gloomy, ebony door. He trained as a monk for seven years and when he was finally finished, he asked his monk father, “Now may I open the door?”
“Yes then” said the monk. “You may”.
The boy opened the door and walked into a room. At the other end of the room there was another door made of glass with a silver knob. The boy walked to the other side of the room and opened the door. Behind the door there was a staircase. The boy walked up the stairs. At the top of the stairs was a bronze door with a gold knob. He opened the door and walked into a room. At the other end of the room there was another door made of rosewood with an iron knob. He walked to the other side of the room and opened the door. Behind the door there was a staircase. The boy walked up the stairs. At the top of the stairs was a titanium door with a steel knob. He opened the door and walked into a room. At the other end of the room there was another door made of marble with a chrome plated knob. The boy walked to the other side of the room and opened the door. Behind the door there was a staircase. The boy walked up the stairs. At the top of the stairs was an oak door with an aluminum knob. He opened the door and walked into a room. At the other end of the room there was another door made of nickel with a sapphire knob. He walked to the other side of the room and opened the door. Behind the door there was a staircase. The boy walked up the stairs. At the top of the stairs was a lead door with a plastic knob. He opened the door and walked into a room. At the other end of the room there was another door made of brass with a silver knob. He walked to the other side of the room and opened the door. Behind the door there was a staircase. The boy walked up the stairs. At the top of the stairs was a copper door with a cement knob. He opened the door and walked into a room. At the other end of the room there was another door made of plywood with a stone knob. He walked to the other side of the room and opened the door. Behind the door there was a staircase. The boy walked up the stairs. At the top of the stairs was a brick door with a cedar wood knob. He opened the door and walked into a room. At the other end of the room there was another door made of zinc with a rubber knob. He walked to the other side of the room and opened the door. Behind the door there was a staircase. The boy walked up the stairs. At the top of the stairs there was the final door. It was made of solid platinum and covered in jewels. Its knob was made of diamond. What was behind the mystical door? I can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

THE END

Thursday · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject:

Damn you! now I read all this expecting something funny and what do I get, a big black slap in my face. faaawwk

Mr. Skittles · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:35 pm Post subject:

Wow, I usually don't read things that long. But umm... I think I chose the wrong time to decide to do so. Thanks for that. I wasted about... 3 minutes of my life reading that for nothing. Lol. Good job.

redslothx · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:48 pm Post subject:

Mr. Skittles · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:49 pm Post subject:

redslothx · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:03 pm Post subject:

Mr. Skittles · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:07 pm Post subject:

redslothx · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:28 pm Post subject:

Mr. Skittles · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:30 pm Post subject:

@Retallion · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:15 pm Post subject:

Don't consider Jokes relating to Art what so ever. Poetry more like it.

gogodr · Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:37 pm Post subject:

there is already a section for jokes...

Random spam
Post all your useless crap here

Mr. Skittles · Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:12 am Post subject:

I can honestly say that jokes DO need to be posted in the spam section, but poetry isn't spam and is indeed a form of art. So, is it agreed that poetry is acceptable?