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 Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:02 pm Post subject: The story of a faggot. This faggots name is Talix. [UPDATED] |
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| De-RepJ00 wrote: | One day, a butthurt Talix was sad that his maplestory character was hacked. So Talix went on a rampage. Spamming, until he finally got his well deserved ban. Now, while Talix spent the next 16 days in the corner of his room cutting himself, he decided after the ban, he would only spam. Now Dark_Byte found this out because Dark_Byte watches Talix talk to himself about CEF. Dark_Byte then made Talix invisible, preventing him from ever posting in the maplestory section again.
Then Talix decided to kill himself, but right before the knife hit it's checkpoint, he found something on the forum that enlightened him greatly. He saw a section known as "Random Spam" Talix was thrilled, he was so happy he found something to do for the next 2 years. As the years went by, Talix loved the Random Spam section, more and more until he found out what happened.
It seems that the toughest son of a bitch on the interwebs known as De-RepJ00 came to save the Random Spam Section from anymore of Talix's corrupting posts. De-RepJ00 proceeded to troll Talix until March 2008. Then Talix was so butthurt, he discovered what trolling really was. He then apologized while De-RepJ00 accepted, Talix asked De-RepJ00 for trolling lessons. He got them, now Talix is considered the most hated Random Spam member because of his huge ego and idiotic trolls. Everyone decided that they had enough of Talix and his "Newfag"(People who are unfunny, and use alot of faggotry)allies.
Everyone left. THEN one FAITHFUL DAY, the MapleStory section god known as S3NSA came upon these hollowed grounds, and did the thing that so many people wanted to do but couldn't. S3NSA made a section just for the fallen "oldfags"(People who are old, and fags). As S3NSA's plan was working greatly...Talix found out about this news as he paid 300000000000000000000 Interwebs to the man known as "Aviar" a once beloved man among our community. As Aviar gave information to Talix, Talix began to realize. "Y ARENT I IN DIS SECUTN I R GUD PRSON" Talix then proceeded to violently rape little boys until his penis was a hole.(Ohlawld)Talix was so upset, he paid man whores to have anal intercourse with him. Talix is now planning to destroy this land, by "Trolling". But, as the story goes on to this very day, S3NSA has assured us, that our safety is his number 1 priority. Yes, I said number 1. Number 2,491,948 is Lor obviously.
THE END. NOT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Screams Miniie. As she was getting violently raped by none other than her faggot boyfriend Ada- WAIT WHAT. THAT'S TALIX WHAT WHAT WHAT?!...............
| Broadcast wrote: | | We are experiencing technical difficulties. We apologize for any inconveniences this may cause. |
Hello, my name is Ryan, and I'm here today to tell the haunting story of Talix, RSS, etc. Warning this story will include mature language and disturbing images of men getting anally penetrated. RSS is not responsible for any Homosexually activities that may be caused while reading this story. Viewer....Oh fuck it. Let's start the story.
"General Max, we're being attacked" said Miniie. Max looked confused, "I'm sorry, what?" said Max. "Talix and his henchmen are raiding RSS!" said Miniie. "And so it begins".........
As the newfags targeted RSS, Max had no idea what to do! "MAX WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO!?" said Miniie. "Well first, you're going to make me a sandwich." said Max. Miniie ran to the kitchen as fast as she could, but being the fat little mexican she is, it took her hours. So as the hungry Max planned to avoid this attack, a message was delivered to Max, by his trusty Butters
The message said.
"WEL BECUZ U FEGS DUN LET MI IN RSS I SHAL BET U FEGOTS UP. LOLOLOLOLL INB4WAT"
-Regards Talix
Max faceplamed. Butters then asked "Max, what are we going to do, RSS is our home, we need to protect it." As Max responded suddenly..."HAI GUISE CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE?" ELPACCO SCREAMED. As he ran towards Max, he fell in a hole. "Oh great." Max said. "Prepare the Ion cannons." Max screamed. "WAIT WHAT"
"FUCK NO" "NO PLZ MAX FUCK NO" "I LIKE DICKS" "THE CNANONS R 2 GUD" RSS said. Max ignored them. "Cannons prepared" said De-RepJ00. Max was shocked by the return of his fallen ally. De-RepJ00. "Let the war begin".
TALIX RAGED ON TOWARDS RSS! "CHARG BITCHZ WE GU RAE-" Talix was interrupted. "TALIX COME DOWN FOR DINNER!" Talix's mother said. "BUT MOM PLZ 5 MOAR MINS" "NO, GET YOUR FAGGOT ASS DOWN HER" "BUT MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" "Fine 5 MINUTES" Talix happy. CHARGE!!!!!!RS FAGS RAN.
"Expecting impact in 12 Minutes" said Butters. "Are the cannons PREPARE-?" Max was interrupted. "Uhh sir, the hobo kinda took our manual." said Gavin. "JustWhere the fuck is it now?" said an enraged max. "Its on this link:
http://programs.crisiscoar.com/topsecret.html" said Gavin.
*Max clicks*
*Max vomits on Gavin and passes out*
"Ohshi- what do we do now?" said RSS!
Suddenly a 2 shadows appeared. It was Aviar, and CAD. The finest captains in the fucking clan. As people looked on in amazement.
Miniie returned. "Max, we got a problem, I made your sandwich, but I kinda ate it on the way up. Srrrryy :3"
As Max woke up, he screamed."FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
WILL RSS BEABLE TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST RS?!
WILL TALIX EVER JOIN RSS? WILL MINIIE EVER STOP BEING FAT?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE NEXT "The Story of Talix, RSS, etc"
Talix came. Newfags betrayed him, stuck it up his ass. Talix liked it. Talix then saw a girl. Talix was shocked, then violently raped by Miniie.
Talix cried so much. He died. S3NSA wins.
THE END.
Miniie took away my motivation.
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elpacco
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inb4tl;dr
ITS IN PARAGRAPHS YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE
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| elpacco wrote: | inb4tl;dr
ITS IN PARAGRAPHS YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE |
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MASTER_OF_PUPPETS
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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True story is true.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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tl;dr.
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Bisa
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:04 pm Post subject: Re: The story of a faggot. This faggots name is Talix. |
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| Connor wrote: | | De-RepJ00 wrote: | One day, a butthurt Talix was sad that his maplestory character was hacked. So Talix went on a rampage. Spamming, until he finally got his well deserved ban. Now, while Talix spent the next 16 days in the corner of his room cutting himself, he decided after the ban, he would only spam. Now Dark_Byte found this out because Dark_Byte watches Talix talk to himself about CEF. Dark_Byte then made Talix invisible, preventing him from ever posting in the maplestory section again.
Then Talix decided to kill himself, but right before the knife hit it's checkpoint, he found something on the forum that enlightened him greatly. He saw a section known as "Random Spam" Talix was thrilled, he was so happy he found something to do for the next 2 years. As the years went by, Talix loved the Random Spam section, more and more until he found out what happened.
It seems that the toughest son of a bitch on the interwebs known as De-RepJ00 came to save the Random Spam Section from anymore of Talix's corrupting posts. De-RepJ00 proceeded to troll Talix until March 2008. Then Talix was so butthurt, he discovered what trolling really was. He then apologized while De-RepJ00 accepted, Talix asked De-RepJ00 for trolling lessons. He got them, now Talix is considered the most hated Random Spam member because of his huge ego and idiotic trolls. Everyone decided that they had enough of Talix and his "Newfag"(People who are unfunny, and use alot of faggotry)allies.
Everyone left. THEN one FAITHFUL DAY, the MapleStory section god known as S3NSA came upon these hollowed grounds, and did the thing that so many people wanted to do but couldn't. S3NSA made a section just for the fallen "oldfags"(People who are old, and fags). As S3NSA's plan was working greatly...Talix found out about this news as he paid 300000000000000000000 Interwebs to the man known as "Aviar" a once beloved man among our community. As Aviar gave information to Talix, Talix began to realize. "Y ARENT I IN DIS SECUTN I R GUD PRSON" Talix then proceeded to violently rape little boys until his penis was a hole.(Ohlawld)Talix was so upset, he paid man whores to have anal intercourse with him. Talix is now planning to destroy this land, by "Trolling". But, as the story goes on to this very day, S3NSA has assured us, that our safety is his number 1 priority. Yes, I said number 1. Number 2,491,948 is Lor obviously.
THE END. |
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/bandwagon
Also i don't know what you're doing in there.
Or elpacco, or nmp 
IS
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AverageAzn247
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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Y EVERYONE TYPE LIEK HIROSHIT?
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1929394839292057839194958
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:05 pm Post subject: Re: The story of a faggot. This faggots name is Talix. |
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| Bisaster wrote: | | Connor wrote: | | De-RepJ00 wrote: | One day, a butthurt Talix was sad that his maplestory character was hacked. So Talix went on a rampage. Spamming, until he finally got his well deserved ban. Now, while Talix spent the next 16 days in the corner of his room cutting himself, he decided after the ban, he would only spam. Now Dark_Byte found this out because Dark_Byte watches Talix talk to himself about CEF. Dark_Byte then made Talix invisible, preventing him from ever posting in the maplestory section again.
Then Talix decided to kill himself, but right before the knife hit it's checkpoint, he found something on the forum that enlightened him greatly. He saw a section known as "Random Spam" Talix was thrilled, he was so happy he found something to do for the next 2 years. As the years went by, Talix loved the Random Spam section, more and more until he found out what happened.
It seems that the toughest son of a bitch on the interwebs known as De-RepJ00 came to save the Random Spam Section from anymore of Talix's corrupting posts. De-RepJ00 proceeded to troll Talix until March 2008. Then Talix was so butthurt, he discovered what trolling really was. He then apologized while De-RepJ00 accepted, Talix asked De-RepJ00 for trolling lessons. He got them, now Talix is considered the most hated Random Spam member because of his huge ego and idiotic trolls. Everyone decided that they had enough of Talix and his "Newfag"(People who are unfunny, and use alot of faggotry)allies.
Everyone left. THEN one FAITHFUL DAY, the MapleStory section god known as S3NSA came upon these hollowed grounds, and did the thing that so many people wanted to do but couldn't. S3NSA made a section just for the fallen "oldfags"(People who are old, and fags). As S3NSA's plan was working greatly...Talix found out about this news as he paid 300000000000000000000 Interwebs to the man known as "Aviar" a once beloved man among our community. As Aviar gave information to Talix, Talix began to realize. "Y ARENT I IN DIS SECUTN I R GUD PRSON" Talix then proceeded to violently rape little boys until his penis was a hole.(Ohlawld)Talix was so upset, he paid man whores to have anal intercourse with him. Talix is now planning to destroy this land, by "Trolling". But, as the story goes on to this very day, S3NSA has assured us, that our safety is his number 1 priority. Yes, I said number 1. Number 2,491,948 is Lor obviously.
THE END. |
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/bandwagon
Also i don't know what you're doing in there.
Or elpacco, or nmp
IS
THIS
ANNOYING? |
Sucks to be you, not being in there.
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[SPW]Killamoocow
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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i still leik Taix :<
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Bisa
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject: Re: The story of a faggot. This faggots name is Talix. |
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| Connor wrote: | | Bisaster wrote: | | Connor wrote: | | De-RepJ00 wrote: | One day, a butthurt Talix was sad that his maplestory character was hacked. So Talix went on a rampage. Spamming, until he finally got his well deserved ban. Now, while Talix spent the next 16 days in the corner of his room cutting himself, he decided after the ban, he would only spam. Now Dark_Byte found this out because Dark_Byte watches Talix talk to himself about CEF. Dark_Byte then made Talix invisible, preventing him from ever posting in the maplestory section again.
Then Talix decided to kill himself, but right before the knife hit it's checkpoint, he found something on the forum that enlightened him greatly. He saw a section known as "Random Spam" Talix was thrilled, he was so happy he found something to do for the next 2 years. As the years went by, Talix loved the Random Spam section, more and more until he found out what happened.
It seems that the toughest son of a bitch on the interwebs known as De-RepJ00 came to save the Random Spam Section from anymore of Talix's corrupting posts. De-RepJ00 proceeded to troll Talix until March 2008. Then Talix was so butthurt, he discovered what trolling really was. He then apologized while De-RepJ00 accepted, Talix asked De-RepJ00 for trolling lessons. He got them, now Talix is considered the most hated Random Spam member because of his huge ego and idiotic trolls. Everyone decided that they had enough of Talix and his "Newfag"(People who are unfunny, and use alot of faggotry)allies.
Everyone left. THEN one FAITHFUL DAY, the MapleStory section god known as S3NSA came upon these hollowed grounds, and did the thing that so many people wanted to do but couldn't. S3NSA made a section just for the fallen "oldfags"(People who are old, and fags). As S3NSA's plan was working greatly...Talix found out about this news as he paid 300000000000000000000 Interwebs to the man known as "Aviar" a once beloved man among our community. As Aviar gave information to Talix, Talix began to realize. "Y ARENT I IN DIS SECUTN I R GUD PRSON" Talix then proceeded to violently rape little boys until his penis was a hole.(Ohlawld)Talix was so upset, he paid man whores to have anal intercourse with him. Talix is now planning to destroy this land, by "Trolling". But, as the story goes on to this very day, S3NSA has assured us, that our safety is his number 1 priority. Yes, I said number 1. Number 2,491,948 is Lor obviously.
THE END. |
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/bandwagon
Also i don't know what you're doing in there.
Or elpacco, or nmp
IS
THIS
ANNOYING? |
Sucks to be you, not being in there. |
/wrists
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elpacco
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject: Re: The story of a faggot. This faggots name is Talix. |
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| Bisaster wrote: | /bandwagon
Also i don't know what you're doing in there.
Or elpacco, or nmp ;)
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then bisa, who would be in your ideal RSS?
everyone except the people that argue with you?
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AverageAzn247
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Killamoocow wrote: | | i still leik Taix :< |
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Bisa
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:08 pm Post subject: Re: The story of a faggot. This faggots name is Talix. |
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| elpacco wrote: | | Bisaster wrote: | /bandwagon
Also i don't know what you're doing in there.
Or elpacco, or nmp
IS
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then bisa, who would be in your ideal RSS?
everyone except the people that argue with you? |
No.
People that can talk in a civilized manner(i'm not talking about grammar).
And people that actually think before they speak and don't tend to follow bandwagons just to be accepted.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Untrue story.
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1929394839292057839194958
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:09 pm Post subject: Re: The story of a faggot. This faggots name is Talix. |
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| Bisaster wrote: | | elpacco wrote: | | Bisaster wrote: | /bandwagon
Also i don't know what you're doing in there.
Or elpacco, or nmp
IS
THIS
ANNOYING? |
then bisa, who would be in your ideal RSS?
everyone except the people that argue with you? |
No.
People that can talk in a civilized manner(i'm not talking about grammar).
And people that actually think before they speak and don't tend to follow bandwagons just to be accepted. |
The thing is, you're a hypocrit.
I'm not following any bandwagons anyway, I've spoken to Talix and given him numerous chances to befriend me, he failed. The reason he failed is that he's big headed about himself and really is just a complete butthurt cock.
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