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br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 36

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Today I'll be telling your fatass how to be healthy, if you don't know what the word is, kill yourself. These will be in a Q&A format.

First we will start off with losing weight.

Q: I love food but I want to lose weight, what can I eat alot of and not gain weight from?
A: Stop being a fatass, food isn't that great.

Q: I love burgers but they make me gain too much weight, what can I eat thats good and will make me lose?
A: No wonder you are in this topic you fatass. Eat small shit like a sandwich from whole wheat bread, burgers usually taste like shit anyways.

Q: I like ice cream, but even the lowfat ones make me gain, what is a good alternative?
A: Snow cones

Q: I dont eat much but still weigh alot how can I fix this?
A: Exersise for like 3 hours a day.

Q: I'm a fatass and I don't want to be a fatass. What can I do that doesn't require any effort?
A: Stop being a fatass.

Now we will move on to hygene you dirty fat fuck.

Q: My teeth are yellow how can I make them better without paying tons of money for a bunch of shit products?
A: Brush your teeth like 3 times a day faggot.

Q:My balls smell and it makes women avoid me how do I fix this?
A: WASH THEM - If that doesnt work:

:^) · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:01 pm Post subject:

WOW. I USED SHAMPOO AND NOW PEOPLE START ASKING ME WHAT SHAMPOO I USE. GREAT TIPS.

Aviar³ · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject:

Fuck you this made my sex life great, now my wife wont leave me alone.

LolSalad · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject:

Q: I invited a girl to my house and showed her my penis but she just screamed and called the police! Where did I go wrong?

pzxtw · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject:

how do i become a fatass?

Portugal1234 · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:08 pm Post subject:

This is amazing i am having sex with 17 women right now

S3NSA . · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:08 pm Post subject:

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 36

Q: I invited a girl to my house and showed her my penis but she just screamed and called the police! Where did I go wrong?
A: You have to take it slow you dick, women are opposite, what if your girlfriend took you home on the first day and showed you her tits? You'd fucking cream your pants right? Now think opposite, now you think like a woman.

Q:how do i become a fatass?
A: Do the opposite of this guide

Konata Izumi · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject:

Portugal1234 · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject:

Q I am a fatass and want to be more of a fatass but remain healthy what do i do?

Konata Izumi · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject:

Q i eet fa fuds an i lik skinne who?

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 36

Q: I am a fatass and want to be more of a fatass but remain healthy what do i do?
A:Throw up after meals.

Q: i eet fa fuds an i lik skinne who?
A: wat

Portugal1234 · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject:

Q My friend is a fatass i am gay an into him how do i convince him to be gay since females already don't like him?

~||MRFlame||~ · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject:

Thx dude i just lost 1kg =D well for todae..

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 36

Q: My friend is a fatass i am gay an into him how do i convince him to be gay since females already don't like him?
A: Convince him women wont like him because of his weight and tell him that you were always here for him and all men are like you, will take time.