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AdamWest Master Cheater
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: [Waxxup] Guide on Masturbation |
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Why masturbate?
It's awesome
How to do it :
Step 1) Find hot pron on redtube.com
Step 2) Lube up
Step 3) ????
Step 4) PROFIT!
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[Spot.] Moderator
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| PROFIT!
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sir h4xalot Expert Cheater
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| LOL +RAP?
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deleted19776 I post too much
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| Dude..., no no and no.
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Butters Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| Fuck your dumb meme's.
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AdamWest Master Cheater
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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WTF MAN, JUST FUCKING FAP. YOUR GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY
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[Spot.] Moderator
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| Waxxup. Please get out of Random Spam. You're twelve.
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deleted19776 I post too much
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:33 am Post subject: |
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| [Spot.] wrote: | | Waxxup. Please get out of Random Spam. You're twelve. |
I'm 13, not 12.
Why don't you escape me instead?
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AdamWest Master Cheater
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:33 am Post subject: |
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Give me 1 good reason you dont want to cum sweet goodness.
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deleted19776 I post too much
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: |
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| AdamWest wrote: | | Give me 1 good reason you dont want to cum sweet goodness. |
Because my parents told me not to for some reason...
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[Spot.] Moderator
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: |
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I can't escape from you. You've mentally scarred me. You're thirteen, And you fantasise about an asian surrounded by monks.
Your parents told you not to because you're strict Muslim, And you have to have an arranged marriage. They don't want your penis to be 'Worn out' when you first have sex at the age of fucking god knows when you get a wife with a bindi.
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AdamWest Master Cheater
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| [Spot.] wrote: | | I can't escape from you. You've mentally scarred me. You're thirteen, And you fantasise about an asian surrounded by monks. |
This.
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deleted19776 I post too much
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| [Spot.] wrote: | | I can't escape from you. You've mentally scarred me. You're thirteen, And you fantasise about an asian surrounded by monks. |
Eh, deal with it, and i just posted the Korean so i can feel pleasure as i post.
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[Spot.] Moderator
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Korea-Muslim.
| [Spot.] wrote: | I can't escape from you. You've mentally scarred me. You're thirteen, And you fantasise about an asian surrounded by monks.
Your parents told you not to because you're strict Muslim, And you have to have an arranged marriage. They don't want your penis to be 'Worn out' when you first have sex at the age of fucking god knows when you get a wife with a bindi. |
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AdamWest Master Cheater
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| [Spot.] wrote: | | Korea-Muslim. |
ALQUEDA!? GET IN THE BOMB SHELTAH!
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