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SpellCheck Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject: Pornographic Material inside! |
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I knew that new title would get alot more attention.
30 posts and 83X views... WOW! I knew it'd get some attention that way. xD
Ok, to help some of you people, I've decided to post a helping topic.
Section I: Correct Way of Typing
Now, when you start a sentence, use a proper noun or use abbreviation, hold the "Shift" key when typing the first letter. Or, if you are typing an abbreviation, hold it through the whole word that is abbreviated.
Shift is the key in the red box:
Now, if you have a mysterious problem, and it seems to be that all of your letters are capital letters, and the ones you hold shift on are typing in lowercase, you, my friend, have turned on "Caps Lock," maybe on purpose, or might have been accident, but there's a quick way to fix this, just hit the "Caps Lock" button again, it is found in the red box:
Ok, now, there's a thing called punctuation, depending on what type of usage it's going to be used in, you might use different ones. I will define some of them for you;
Period : Looks like this: .
It is commonly used whenever ending a sentence, that's a command, or a statement. It also used in some abbriviations.
Comma : Looks like this: ,
It is used whenever you are making a breaking point in a sentence, implying to take a breath, if speaking it. It is also used when listing off things.
Question Mark : Looks like this: ?
This is a punctuation mark that is used whenever ending an interrogative sentence.
The keys are found in the red box:
Now, if you overtype something, adding extra characters, or not spelling correctly, hit the "BackSpace" button. It will delete the character behind the blinking cursor.
When combining words, like does and not, shorten the word and add an appostrophe in between them, removing one to four letters. Whenever quoting someone, or saying something sarcastically, you can use quotation marks before and after the phrase or word.
The key is found in the red box:
Okay, now on a final note, you might want to cut back on using the characters in blue when normally typing, and use more of the ones in red:
Section II: Spelling
Ok, this will be a very short and simple guide. If you don't know how to spell a word, just LOOK IT UP IN A DAMN DICTIONARY. Make sure it is the correct words required for the phrase, for example: Wrong word: I owed a fifty-dollar lone. Correct word: I owed a fifty-dollar loan
Also, don't add syllables to a word, for example: Wrong: I want hackszorz! Correct: I want hacks!
Section III: Abbriviated Common Internet Language
Now, we all are guilty of using shortened forms of words to express what we have to say quickly, and effectively. This is not a problem, as long as not overused.
Wrong: Wtf! I said pwnt ROFLMAO! LOLOLOLOL!
In this case, we have a retard, with barely any knowledge of how to type. Assumed IQ is less than 30.
Correct: Wtf! I said owned, lol!
In this case, this person has an IQ ranging from 70-180, not showing in their typing what their IQ level is.
Section IV: Suggestions
If you would like to add suggestions for our mentally impaired brethren and sistren, reply with a section idea you would like to add.
Thank you for reading this guide. Hope it helps your typing in the future.
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HaxxorsMan Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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That made lol hard.
Secksy keyboard ya got there ;D.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| ZE GRAMMERR POLIZE LOLLLZZ111~
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Updated with new title.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Laughing out loud. I know a lot of Pr0 T3h L3375 that need to learn about this.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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GO GO SPELLCHECK!!! GO GO SPELLCHECK!!!
living up to his name,
GO GO SPELLCHECK!!! GO GO SPELLCHECK!!!
he gets all the girls,
GO GO SPELLCHECK!!! GO GO SPELLCHECK!!!
he has a sexy keyboard,
GO GO SPELL CHECK!!! GO GO SPELL CHECK!!!
i was acctually dissapointed. NO PORNO???? LIAR!
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SpellCheck Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, this is my keyboard: (and mouse, came in a set)
I just couldn't find my camera, so I googled an image (same with this one.)
Btw, it's called "Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 6000."
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s16inb5ii2m Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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dam that keyboard is even more sexier. BUT STILL... WHERE IS THE PORNO?
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Rajinn vacced it off the topic.
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s16inb5ii2m Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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damn. rajinn is a porn stealer?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| s16inb5ii2m wrote: | damn. rajinn is a porn stealer?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
"stealer", lol.
Thief, thief..
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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OMG HOW COULD YOU!? YOU LEAKED KEYBOARD PORN. NOW I'M ALL EMO!
*SLIT-YOUR-WRISTS TIME*
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| dupes wrote: | OMG HOW COULD YOU!? YOU LEAKED KEYBOARD PORN. NOW I'M ALL EMO!
*SLIT-YOUR-WRISTS TIME* |
Oh yea! *Rubs keyboard's nipples* I will never stop!
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