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Cryoma
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject: I remember why I dislike team sports.

Cryoma - Deviant Journal wrote:

Well, Last night I was hangifying with me homes.
They were playing basketball, I was sitting on the sidelines watching.
One of them shoots from the corner and the ball gets stuck in between the rim and the backboard, like in the movies.
Everyone frantically looks around for another ball or something long to fish it with.
I walk over and deliver an amazingly powerful roundhouse kick to the hoop, it shakes like a tree in a hurricane and the ball comes down.
Cheers commence and I'm invited to play on one of the teams.
Sure, why not?
So we start off, I'm guarding the guy with the ball and he does some fancy spin jump to evade my arms, but trips up at the last moment and jumps forward instead of up.
Right into my nose.
CRAAACK goes the cartilage, down comes the blood, etc.
So I sat out (I was playing for 5 seconds flat) and wiped up with some napkins.
The convict feels bad for me and when we all go out for artisan pizza he covers my check.
I ordered a large salad and a pizza for myself, with no intentions of being vindictive.
I go in the bathroom and inspect the damage, I was surprised.
My nose looked exactly the same, save the dried blood on the inside.
Super healing powers ftw.

Eureka---renton
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject:

Internal bleeding. You will die in 3 days prior to that event. _________________

Cryoma
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject:

Eureka---renton wrote:

Internal bleeding.
You will die in 3 days prior to that event.

Lolwat?

cokefag
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject:

Retarded story. Old and long.

HackOtaku
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject:

Eureka---renton wrote:

Internal bleeding.
You will die in 3 days prior to that event.

Something tells me you don't know what prior means.

Eureka---renton
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Retarded story.
Old and long.

Like your mom's boobies.
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cokefag
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject:

Eureka---renton wrote:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Retarded story.
Old and long.

Like your mom's boobies.

More like your dad's cock.

Cryoma
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject:

No, this actually happened to me last night, I just typed it, no old story.

Eureka---renton
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Eureka---renton wrote:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Retarded story.
Old and long.

Like your mom's boobies.

More like your dad's cock.

More like your mom's cock.
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cokefag
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject:

Eureka---renton wrote:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Eureka---renton wrote:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Retarded story.
Old and long.

Like your mom's boobies.

More like your dad's cock.

More like your mom's cock.

.. Looks like we got another Aslan/Maplefag101 in RS again.

pzxtw
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject:

so nottin broke and u got a free lunch profit~ _________________

Eureka---renton
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:06 pm Post subject:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Eureka---renton wrote:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Eureka---renton wrote:

lilsphinx90 wrote:

Retarded story.
Old and long.

Like your mom's boobies.

More like your dad's cock.

More like your mom's cock.

.. Looks like we got another Aslan/Maplefag101 in RS again.

I love you.
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Cryoma
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:14 pm Post subject:

pzxtw wrote:

so nottin broke and u got a free lunch
profit~

cokefag
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject:

RUSHURE?

Eureka---renton
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject:

All in a day's work, eh? _________________

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