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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:59 pm    Post subject: Hilarious life story Reply with quote

Discussing moral dilemmas in psych, prof tells us a case:

A ship is sinking and the water is icy cold, do you; Throw people out, or do nothing.

Prof: "So those who said throw people out, who do you wanna throw"
(Psych class is full of white women except for two guys)

All girls: "I would throw out the men"

Me: "I'd toss the stupid people."

Professor: "I've never heard that before, how would you measure that?"

Me: "That's easy. I'd ask, Newton or Leibniz?"

Random blond girl: "What?"

Me: "Throw"

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Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol.


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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gotta do nothing, Kant style.

leibniz btw
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And everyone in the class started cheering and clapping and the teacher gave him $20.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HackOtaku wrote:
And everyone in the class started cheering and clapping and the teacher gave him $20.


Not really, it was actually very embarrassing, everyone started laughing at me

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ask if anyone wants to volunteer
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