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Mania Guy
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Smoked 2 days ago (3 times this whole month) and now I'm going in for a drug test for this promising job. Pretty fucking retarded of me but I haven't stopped drinking water and took some B2 & B12 vitamins to help get the THC out of my fat cells
Wish me luck
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HitIer
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:22 am Post subject: |
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Here is what "Colorado Pot Guide" had to say
| Quote: | There is no reason to start pounding water weeks and days before your test. It’s a waste of time as it only temporarily dilutes your urine. Your best bet is to drink 2-3 liters throughout the day before your test, and then around 1-2 liters several hours before your test. Don’t drink too much water though, as it can be dangerous. Start with 2 liters max and be sure to know your limits.
After drinking this much water, your pee will be colorless and have low levels of creatinine. These are both red flags for any testing lab to indicate diluted urine. |
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Mania Guy
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What is HIIT?
I've also been exercising in hopes I can shed some THC out of my fat cells.
I have a high metabolism and only weigh around 120lbs so I'm confident I'll be fine
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HitIer
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:58 am Post subject: |
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| Mania Guy wrote: | What is HIIT?
I've also been exercising in hopes I can shed some THC out of my fat cells.
I have a high metabolism and only weigh around 120lbs so I'm confident I'll be fine |
Shit, I just edited out the portion about HIIT from my post, because the rest of the source goes like:
| Quote: | Exercise will break down your fat cells, which will release any THC metabolites into your system. As a result, you should not exercise for at least 24 hours before your test. Failing to do so can cause a spike in THC metabolite levels in the blood.
If you have a couple weeks before your test, it does make sense to exercise to break down those fat cells and release the THC metabolites, but make sure you stop a couple days before your test. |
This is a really good source, uses science
https://www.coloradopotguide.com/colorado-marijuana-blog/2015/september/18/how-to-flush-marijuana-out-of-your-system/
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| youre going to fail
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| Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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heard of fake piss bruh
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HitIer
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| Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| Antagonist wrote: | | heard of fake piss bruh |
only works for take at home tests
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Antagonist
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idk what ur talking about. u take a piss in a cup at the doctors right? u just stuff it or u keister however u like and when ur in the restroom then u just take out the fake piss and pour that in the cup
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| Antagonist wrote: | | idk what ur talking about. u take a piss in a cup at the doctors right? u just stuff it or u keister however u like and when ur in the restroom then u just take out the fake piss and pour that in the cup |
line your coat with 500 gel caps injected with piss and break them open one by one into the cup.
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HitIer
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| Antagonist wrote: | | idk what ur talking about. u take a piss in a cup at the doctors right? u just stuff it or u keister however u like and when ur in the restroom then u just take out the fake piss and pour that in the cup |
They check the temperature, so unless you have a way of maintaining heat it's pretty much useless
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| BuyMonero wrote: | | Antagonist wrote: | | idk what ur talking about. u take a piss in a cup at the doctors right? u just stuff it or u keister however u like and when ur in the restroom then u just take out the fake piss and pour that in the cup |
They check the temperature, so unless you have a way of maintaining heat it's pretty much useless |
????
u guys never heard of this??
i thought everybody knew this shit
u microwave the packet of fake piss and it maintains a certain temperature i forgot what it was but it would maintain a warm temperature for about an hour. you wrap it around like a thermo u can buy this at like any tobacco shop too
yo ive done dis a couple times unless they follow u into the restroom and watch u piss
idk if this was the one i bought but it looks like this
http://www.quickfixurine.com/
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Mania Guy
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I didn't have money nor time to get fake piss so I had to go in natural.
Hope to god I didnt fucking fail
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| Mania Guy wrote: | I didn't have money nor time to get fake piss so I had to go in natural.
Hope to god I didnt fucking fail |
Synthetic urine in my area is only 20 bucks at the local headshop. If you don't have at least 20-40 bucks to cover your ass in situations like this, you shouldn't be smoking. And it doesn't just work for DIY test kits. Someone is misinformed. As for temp reading, it comes with a temp strip + heating pad. If you can follow instructions, you have nothing to worry about.
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Nirojan
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ya you failed man
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HitIer
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| Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:53 am Post subject: |
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| Did you pass??? Don't leave us hanging
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