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redslothx · Last edited by redslothx on Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:33 pm; edited 3 times in total

Football, the epitome of manliness.

Men wearing skin tight uniforms that give them broad shouldered, strong, and fierce appearances. These men charge against each other. They make full blown body contact with one another. For what? To get the ball. Not any ball, a testicle shaped ball. To top it off, there's the titles and physical positions. Tight ends, wide receivers... the fullback.... Why don't you bend over? Oh wait... my bad, the whole team already does.

They all bend over, ass raised into the air, just for one guy who will reach under the crotch of one man carrying the elongated ball. That's when the sexual aggression finally escapes. These men charge against each other. They slam onto one another, they fall in piles above one another. They like to penetrate their defenses. For what? A testicle shaped ball.

Once the game is over, they treat themselves to a pat on the ass and a hot steaming shower in an open locker room where the whole team enters the showers at once.

But hey, let's state why.
Look at society. Men who enjoy men are looked down upon. Think of the mentality behind this sport now. Read all i just said, and mask it behind a perfectly reasonable sport. The so called straight men can enjoy their homosexual urges without even realizing it. They worship these men on the field. They worship the testicle shaped ball.

Football, a real manly sport.

~Enjoy your Super Bowl~