Cheat Engine

Ze[X]ro · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:32 am Post subject: hacked while releasing hacks xD

Newfpyr: Hello! This is Server Manager #563. I'm sorry to hear that your server has lost the password info. I
mean, this has been happening too much lately. We have developed some solutions to this problem. Have
you got the mail sent out to all server managers?
Zabu451: no
NewfPyr: Really? Ouch. There's been some problems with the server mailer lately. Oh, well. Here's a solution
to this problem: try connecting your backup database to your main I/O port, then accessing the system
restart.
Zabu451: no i still need passwords
NewfPyr: I see. Do you want me to send you the list of all the passwords of all the screen names of your
server?
Zabu451: ya i want that
NewfPyr: Let me get the server manager to send it...
NewfPyr: He says I need your server manager password. Could you please type it in?
Zabu451: i dont have one
NewfPyr: What do you mean? That's the first thing every manager gets!
Zabu451: it got deleted
NewfPyr: Wow! You must be having a lot of trouble. Let me find out what server you're using...
[Note: I checked his profile. It said he was from Springfield, Mass.]
NewfPyr: Okay, your number has been tracked to an area in Springfield, Mass.
Zabu451: how did u know?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!
NewfPyr: I used Server Tracker 5.0 . Don't you have it?
Zabu451: do you know my address!?!?!?!!?!?
NewfPyr: Of course not.
Zabu451: good
NewfPyr: I only know the number you're calling AOL from, which is from your server, right?
Zabu451: yes
NewfPyr: Good. Okay, now that we have your number, we have your address, and we are sending a repair
team over there.
Zabu451: nonononono dont stop them now
NewfPyr: Why? Isn't your server down?
Zabu451: nonono its working now
NewfPyr: They’re still coming, just in case.
Zabu451: STOP THEM NOW
NewfPyr: I can't break AOL Policy.
Zabu451: POEPLE ARE COMING TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!??
NewfPyr: No! To your server. You know, where you're calling AOL from.
Zabu451: im calling from my house
NewfPyr: But you said you where calling from the server!
Zabu451: i lied im not reely a server guy
NewfPyr: But you said you were!
Zabu451: i lied i trying to get passwords please make them stop
NewfPyr: Okay. The repair team isn't coming anymore.
Zabu451: good
NewfPyr: But a team of FBI agents is.
Zabu451: NONONONO
Zabu451: im sorry
Zabu451: ill never do it again please make them not come
Zabu451: PLEASE IL STOP ASKING FOR PASSWORDS FOREVER PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!
NewfPyr: I’m sorry, I can't do that. They should be at your house in 5 minutes.
Zabu451: IM SORRY IL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I DONT WANT THEM TO HURT ME
Zabu451: PLEASE
Zabu451: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE
NewfPyr: They won't hurt you! You'll probably only spend a year of prison.
Zabu451: no IM ONLY A KID
NewfPyr: You are? That makes it different. You won’t go to prison for a year.
Zabu451: i thout so
NewfPyr: You’ll go for two years.
Zabu451: No! IM SORRY
Zabu451: PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP
Zabu451: PLEASE
[I thought this was enough. He was probably wetting his pants.]
NewfPyr: Since this was a first time offense, I think I can drop charges.
Zabu451: yea
Zabu451: thankyouthankyouthankyou
NewfPyr: The FBI agents have been withdrawn. If you ever do it again, we'll bump you off.
Zabu451: i wont im sorry goodbye
[He promptly signed off.]

Benji · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:36 am Post subject:

lol u sure pwned his ass!

Sui · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:37 am Post subject:

Wow you're one hardcore albanian muslim.

Ze[X]ro · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:41 am Post subject:

majjikelkitty · Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:04 pm Post subject:

tl;dr