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lucid
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:07 pm    Post subject: The truths Reply with quote

If you become a ________ then you will ________:
Lawyer: Sued and murdered.
Doctor: Killed by disease or heart Attack
Cop: Overdosed
Teacher: Die of retardedness
Psychiatrist: Go nuts and die
Computer Programmer: Get a virus, loose all of your money, become a hobo and die of a disease
Real estate Seller: Your house falls down on you and you die.
Prostitute: While you aren't having sex you get raped and die of a STD
Home Alone Mother: Your kids kill you
Home Alone Father: You are looking at porn and your kids kill you.
Maid: The kids kill you
Animal Walker: The animals kill you.
Mechanic: Your car blows-up while you are driving and you die.
Magician: Your fans hate you after you pull a bad trick and kill you.
Grandma: You go for a walk, break your leg and fall on the side of the corner and your head busts open.
Grandpa: You go for a walk, break your leg and fall on the side of the corner and your head busts open.
No job: You go on the internet find this site, start off from this site, become a really good hacker and live in wealth until you die of old age


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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Re: The truths Reply with quote

Shigure wrote:
If you become a ________ then you will ________:
Lawyer: Sued and murdered.
Doctor: Killed by disease or heart Attack
Cop: Overdosed
Teacher: Die of retardedness
Psychiatrist: Go nuts and die
Computer Programmer: Get a virus, loose all of your money, become a hobo and die of a disease
Real estate Seller: Your house falls down on you and you die.
Prostitute: While you aren't having sex you get raped and die of a STD
Home Alone Mother: Your kids kill you
Home Alone Father: You are looking at porn and your kids kill you.
Maid: The kids kill you
Animal Walker: The animals kill you.
Grandma: You go for a walk, break your leg and fall on the side of the corner and your head busts open.
Grandpa: You go for a walk, break your leg and fall on the side of the corner and your head busts open.
No job: You go on the internet find this site, start off from this site, become a really good hacker and live in wealth until you die of old age

Akaecius:You get money chicks a good life and all your desires; Only theres only one Akaecius and that is me.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New ones I'll add in a minute
Mechanic: Your car blows-up while you are driving and you die.
Magician: Your fans hate you after you pull a bad trick and kill you.

And the MORAL of all of this isssssssssssssss


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