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Kargarok Advanced Cheater Reputation: 10
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:36 pm Post subject: Non-Generic Super Powers |
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If you could make your own super power, what would it be?
(No shit like, flying, time travel, etc. Original stuff that we've probably never heard of before. Also known as HipsterPowers)
I would have the power to create word filters irl. Like change the word homework into gay boyfriend.
"Hey, I'm gonna do my gay boyfriend! Wanna comeover and help?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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A real live living growing photosynthesizing money tree.
That grows hundred dollar bills in the same abundance as a tree's leaves.
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Aviar³ Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 50
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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I'd have the ability to give you common sense. Alas, godmodding isnt allowed.
On a better note, the following story actually made me smile, first good creepypasta in a while.
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/kn5y4/dont_go/
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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+1
And oh, I'd make ghetto people sound ridiculous.
YO, WHAT UP MY person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin (NIQQA), I SEE YOU CATCH DAT AIDS (bitch)
Aviar :0 I didn't get the story. Not related, but if I stare at my fan for long enough (only if I focus on the center light, and not the blades. You know how if you stare at something everything else gets blurry/out of focus? Yeah) the blades start going backwards 0.o
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Companion Lube wrote: | +1
And oh, I'd make ghetto people sound ridiculous.
YO, WHAT UP MY person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin (NIQQA), I SEE YOU CATCH DAT AIDS (bitch)
Aviar :0 I didn't get the story. Not related, but if I stare at my fan for long enough (only if I focus on the center light, and not the blades. You know how if you stare at something everything else gets blurry/out of focus? Yeah) the blades start going backwards 0.o |
Think about it, if the dog loved the wife more than the man, and the dog was happily sitting in-front of the wife who was sleeping in the living room...
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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Aviar³ wrote: | Companion Lube wrote: | +1
And oh, I'd make ghetto people sound ridiculous.
YO, WHAT UP MY person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin (NIQQA), I SEE YOU CATCH DAT AIDS (bitch)
Aviar :0 I didn't get the story. Not related, but if I stare at my fan for long enough (only if I focus on the center light, and not the blades. You know how if you stare at something everything else gets blurry/out of focus? Yeah) the blades start going backwards 0.o |
Think about it, if the dog loved the wife more than the man, and the dog was happily sitting in-front of the wife who was sleeping in the living room... |
Huh...
Wait...
OH
OH SHITE
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Aviar³ Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 50
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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I know right, polygynous marriages are horrible.
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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Aviar³ wrote: | I know right, polygynous marriages are horrible. |
I'd rep, but RS is dicking with my post count.
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Companion Lube wrote: | Aviar³ wrote: | I know right, polygynous marriages are horrible. |
I'd rep, but RS is dicking with my post count. |
repped him for you
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Fuer Grissa Ost Drauka wrote: | Companion Lube wrote: | Aviar³ wrote: | I know right, polygynous marriages are horrible. |
I'd rep, but RS is dicking with my post count. |
repped him for you |
thank you
will yaper once my post count gets an erection
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The ability to piss whiskey and shit gold.
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