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Benji Random spam moderator
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Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 60 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:55 am Post subject: I trolled another pedophile. |
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TL;DR:
He lost his virginity when he was 22.
Quote: | Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hii xx
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where from
You: usa
You: u?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: im gook XD
You: cool
You: how old are you?
Stranger: u always call us like this
You: im 14
Stranger: 10years older
You: cool
Stranger: than u
You: u have a gf?
Stranger: whitch state do u live in US?
You: new york
You: do you have a gf?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: not yet..
You: k
You: i dont have a bf either
Stranger: laugh at me
You: are you a virign?
Stranger: no
Stranger: are u?
You: nope :p
Stranger: XD
You: how old were you?
Stranger: feel shamed in front of u
You: when you did it?
Stranger: hmmm..........
Stranger: 22
You: i was 13
Stranger: very late
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: i really envy you..
You: hahaha
You: do you have a picture?
Stranger: im a traditional guy
You: ?
Stranger: i think tradition harmed me T_T
Stranger: too old to have sex
You: haha
Stranger: i donot sorry
Stranger: du u?
You: yeah
You: let me find
Stranger: have u got a pic?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: who seized your first time
You: what?
Stranger: your virgin body
You: oh
You: jake
Stranger: haha
Stranger: his name is Jake?
You: yeah
Stranger: how is jake
You: http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt280/chickapow123/sssss.jpg
You: im the one in the middle
You: and he is fine
You: but i broke up with him
You: he wanted sex too many times with me
Stranger: wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: how sexy
You: am i cute?
Stranger: and charming smile
You: hha
You: thanks
Stranger: much better than the rest two chicks
You: hehe
You: i have a picture of me... naked
You: :p
Stranger: i want u 2222222222222
You: do u want to see it?
Stranger: come on be quick
You: ?
Stranger: i absolutely want to
You: My name is Agent Michael Johan of the Federal Bureau Investigation's child safety services division. Your IP has been logged and this chat session has been saved as evidence. We determined you are in violation of offences pertaining to sexual solicitation of a minor, sexual grooming of a minor and inciting illicit acts with a minor. A warrant for your will be issued for these offences.
You: If you believe this is to be a mistake, Please stay on-line and a councillor will speak with you shortly.
You: Hello, sir. My name is Andrea and I will be your arrest councillor.
You: How can I help you in legal actions?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Sir, I can assure you this is not a joke.
You: An e-mail with your arrest order is being sent to the e-mail address assigned to your IP address.
Stranger: hahaha
You: Please wait or bigger steps will be taken.
Stranger: it is funny
You: Sir, I can assure you this is not a joke.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: this is not US
You: That doesn't matter, we have your IP.
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: arrest me ?
You: We will.
You: Or you will have to pay a fine from between $5.000 and $100.000
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it is a funny cheat
You: You will be assigned to another officer soon.
~ Silence for 1 minute ~
You: Hello, I am Steven.
You: Are you aware of the fact that you were about to see naked pictures from under-aged girls?
Stranger: i did not actually
You: But you knew your target was 14.
You: And in no country nor state 14 is not under-aged.
Stranger: well how did you know she is 14?instead of a 14 year-old smart monkey that can type?
You: Sir, do you even understand the current situation?
Stranger: yeah.. im in trouble right?
You: Due to our servers being full we can no longer stay in this chat with you. Please respond to the e-mail you get soon or bigger steps will be taken.
You have disconnected. |
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Treekodar Advanced Cheater
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Joined: 30 Oct 2007 Posts: 70
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | You: i have a picture of me... naked
You: :p
Stranger: i want u 2222222222222
You: do u want to see it?
Stranger: come on be quick
You: ?
Stranger: i absolutely want to
You: My name is Agent Michael Johan of the Federal Bureau Investigation's child safety services division. Your IP has been logged and this chat session has been saved as evidence. We determined you are in violation of offences pertaining to sexual solicitation of a minor, sexual grooming of a minor and inciting illicit acts with a minor. A warrant for your will be issued for these offences.
You: If you believe this is to be a mistake, Please stay on-line and a councillor will speak with you shortly.
You: Hello, sir. My name is Andrea and I will be your arrest councillor.
You: How can I help you in legal actions?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Sir, I can assure you this is not a joke.
You: An e-mail with your arrest order is being sent to the e-mail address assigned to your IP address.
Stranger: hahaha
You: Please wait or bigger steps will be taken.
Stranger: it is funny
You: Sir, I can assure you this is not a joke.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: this is not US
You: That doesn't matter, we have your IP.
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: arrest me ?
You: We will.
You: Or you will have to pay a fine from between $5.000 and $100.000
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it is a funny cheat
You: You will be assigned to another officer soon. |
lol'd.
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I am God. Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Joined: 15 Jun 2008 Posts: 1263
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:57 am Post subject: |
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was boring.
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Monkeys I post too much
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:02 am Post subject: |
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You fail at this.
You fail at pretty much everything.
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M. Master Cheater
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Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 267 Location: wat
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:03 am Post subject: |
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Monkeys wrote: | You fail at this.
You fail at pretty much everything. |
I agree with this individual.
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Aids Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:05 am Post subject: |
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It's funny because no evidence can stand in court if you lure him.
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^-^ Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:07 am Post subject: |
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Bigger steps?
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Benji Random spam moderator
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Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 60 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:11 am Post subject: |
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Idk.
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