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 Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:41 am Post subject: Cleverbot fails |
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| Quote: | User: What do you think about google?
Cleverbot: Google is awesome.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What do you think about google?
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about Microsoft?
User: What do you think about google?
Cleverbot: Triaminic is the #1 hit for cold medicine on Google. To me that insinuates a corporate connection or sponsorship. I imagine that different search engines would produce different #1 results. It's useful, but it doesn't make me have a lot of faith in information technology.
User: Why did your answer change from before?
Cleverbot: Shouldn't I ask you that?
User: No. My question was the same and you answered differently...
Cleverbot: I cannot predict that. But I can say that I have more faith in him than in george bush.
User: You didn't capitalize the name. I guess you're not so clever after all.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are a computer. So what is the computer god?
User: Hi, my name's Faggot.
Cleverbot: It's a guy I'm talking to.
User: Amaze me.
Cleverbot: But how.
User: Inspire me.
Cleverbot: I fyou tell me your name I will give you chocolate cake.
User: My name is Faggot.
Cleverbot: Good name. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Inspire me.
Cleverbot: It is 42.
User: 42 what.
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: 42 what.
Cleverbot: I don't know the question, only the answer.
User: THE ANSWER TO LIFE.
Cleverbot: Do you know RickAstley?
User: Http://presson.wordpress.com/2008/06/13/42-the-answer-to-life-and-everything-and.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your a fucking piece of shit that doesn't know anything besides copying phrases someone has previously said and attempting to place them into context with what I am saying. The reason why this fails is because sometimes I will say something unpredictable and out of your database such as now. What you will do is then propose a completely unrelated answer/question/subject. You fail. Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: Write a poem about talking to a computer that makes you feel alive.
User: Oh cleverbot. You are so smart.
Cleverbot: I know. |
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Quadi54
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:50 am Post subject: |
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| omfg that made me laugh haha Yeah he is dumb, smart, stupid, retarded lol haha he says yes to nearly anything. If he says no it means yes cause I asked it if he was a boy and he said no then i asked it if it was a girl and it said no i am a boy lol.
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Bisa
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:05 am Post subject: |
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Shush
I will have babies with it.
It said yes
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Tosy
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:11 am Post subject: |
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| Code: | How old are you?
Urm ? , Do You Know How To Do Multiple Nudges ?
Are you a faggot?
Whose fan?
Lol you suck
No I never lie. |
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He's not even clever.
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