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Extremely harsh pranks for computers
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Luigi
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:07 pm    Post subject: Extremely harsh pranks for computers Reply with quote

these arevery harsh, use it for school computers and such.
1. Delete system32!
2. Hack the whole network and make everyone admin/disable all accounts/fuck up the system
3. Cram the shit out of it/fuck up the RAM
4. Virutize their computer
5. Sledge hammer it
6. Open the hard drive and fuck with it. (just don't pull the wrong thing...)
Thanks to portal for this

use a batch script to delete c:\windows\system32
make a fucking virus with a batch script.
uninstall the OS
do random shit to the inside of the computer.

Thanks to ADHD for this:
Put something into the cooling fan.

By the way, making a virus with a batch script isn't real, it's made to act like a virus.

Don't try the first one on yourself... nothing will ever work.


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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are brilliant!
Why did we never think of this??
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Super Chicken! wrote:
These are brilliant!
Why did we never think of this??


Speak for yourself. Im so brilliant I am going to test all of the above on my own computer, surely he wouldnt post something that would deal with harming computers.

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a way to screw a com up take a hammer n smash the motherboard. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh yeah i remember the above. Adding that, except changing "hammer" to "sledge hammer"
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

EEEEEEEKKKKKKK! ip plz
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aviar wrote:
Super Chicken! wrote:
These are brilliant!
Why did we never think of this??


Speak for yourself. Im so brilliant I am going to test all of the above on my own computer, surely he wouldnt post something that would deal with harming computers.


lal Laughing

you forgot to add the "pour water through the vents"

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's impossible to delete system32.
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kick your monitor -.-
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zy-Mit wrote:
It's impossible to delete system32.

or just delete the whole c drive.
Make a .bat file
del C:\
run it, press 'Y' and hit the button enter
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

exactly what i mean jonckr. Deleting system32 is more annoying though... cant get anything to work.
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1.February...nuff said
2.I made me and my friends admins.
3.How does nearly a terabyte of hidden files sound?
4.*cough*trojan*cough*
5.hmm....*Goes to lowes to buy sledgehammer*

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this post should be stickied.
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, i stuck a pencil in the cooling fan at my technology comp and broke it. xD

so i just ran away

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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lol, i stuck a pencil in the cooling fan at my technology comp and broke it. xD

lol...penclis...solving problems since 1924

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