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Luigi Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 1
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: Extremely harsh pranks for computers |
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these arevery harsh, use it for school computers and such.
1. Delete system32!
2. Hack the whole network and make everyone admin/disable all accounts/fuck up the system
3. Cram the shit out of it/fuck up the RAM
4. Virutize their computer
5. Sledge hammer it
6. Open the hard drive and fuck with it. (just don't pull the wrong thing...)
Thanks to portal for this
use a batch script to delete c:\windows\system32
make a fucking virus with a batch script.
uninstall the OS
do random shit to the inside of the computer.
Thanks to ADHD for this:
Put something into the cooling fan.
By the way, making a virus with a batch script isn't real, it's made to act like a virus.
Don't try the first one on yourself... nothing will ever work.
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Cryoma Member of the Year Reputation: 198
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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These are brilliant!
Why did we never think of this??
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Aviar³ Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 50
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Super Chicken! wrote: | These are brilliant!
Why did we never think of this?? |
Speak for yourself. Im so brilliant I am going to test all of the above on my own computer, surely he wouldnt post something that would deal with harming computers.
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AverageAzn247 Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 34
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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I got a way to screw a com up take a hammer n smash the motherboard.
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Luigi Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 1
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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oh yeah i remember the above. Adding that, except changing "hammer" to "sledge hammer"
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Luigi Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 1
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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EEEEEEEKKKKKKK! ip plz
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Missi0n Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 3
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: |
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Aviar wrote: | Super Chicken! wrote: | These are brilliant!
Why did we never think of this?? |
Speak for yourself. Im so brilliant I am going to test all of the above on my own computer, surely he wouldnt post something that would deal with harming computers. |
lal
you forgot to add the "pour water through the vents"
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Mr. Rock'n'Roll Master Cheater Reputation: 0
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:53 am Post subject: |
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It's impossible to delete system32.
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Clairenix Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 5
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:08 am Post subject: |
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kick your monitor -.-
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jonckr Moderator Reputation: 1
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 7:59 am Post subject: |
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Zy-Mit wrote: | It's impossible to delete system32. |
or just delete the whole c drive.
Make a .bat file
del C:\
run it, press 'Y' and hit the button enter
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Luigi Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 1
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:52 am Post subject: |
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exactly what i mean jonckr. Deleting system32 is more annoying though... cant get anything to work.
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comp0 Advanced Cheater Reputation: 0
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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1.February...nuff said
2.I made me and my friends admins.
3.How does nearly a terabyte of hidden files sound?
4.*cough*trojan*cough*
5.hmm....*Goes to lowes to buy sledgehammer*
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TheIndianGuy Advanced Cheater Reputation: 101
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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this post should be stickied.
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TupidGeek Advanced Cheater Reputation: 2
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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lol, i stuck a pencil in the cooling fan at my technology comp and broke it. xD
so i just ran away
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comp0 Advanced Cheater Reputation: 0
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:59 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | lol, i stuck a pencil in the cooling fan at my technology comp and broke it. xD |
lol...penclis...solving problems since 1924
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